Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The Battle Pentagram. I want to play it. It is difficult.
So I've got a copy of this game! And there's an English fan translation patch available! I'm so excited to play it!
TOO BAD I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE A 100-HOUR TECH COURSE TO EVER APPLY THE FUCKING PATCH
.............seriously, the instructions for using the English patch are a fucking nightmare. There are layers within layers.
The first layer of instructions is already three kyubeyfucking pages long, but it assumes you have homebrew capabilities on your Vita. Which means now I need to figure out how the fuck to do THAT on my decade-old PSVITA-1000 model.
This site appears to have instructions on adding homebrew... but it's ANOTHER THREE SEPARATE PAGES of instructions, including the warning that this could potentially RUIN my FUCKING device jesus christ are you people serious
I want to play this game so bad, but IS IT EVEN WORTH IT?
Why do I need to become a software engineer just to play a single goddamn video game in English in this, the year of our Law of Cycles 2024?!?!
I am a cauldron of bubbling dread.












