for ned: where did you learn how to cook? i'm sorry if it seems like a really weird question. it's just that i've only known you as a merc, and it seems like that sort of occupation would've had you traveling constantly. like, where did you find the time?
“Huh? You have to cook while travelling. Can’t just eat rocks and- um. Tubers or fucking something. I mean I’m nothing impressive with cooking like, I don’t know many recipes. Kind of mostly just put ingredients and spices and bones and stuff into water and let it go for a day and then say “Behold! A stew!”. But it does always taste good. Like I have the flavors.
Uh... I think I started cooking for myself in not-shitty ways when I first left home, heading through Elsweyr. And the food back home was really good, but it was mostly prepared as a group so I never did much for myself. And when I left I forgot to pack like. Any spices or seasoning or-or anything of any use? Whatsoever?
So the cook for the caravan I was guarding.. Ugh, I forget his name. He saw me eating this like.. fucking pitiful unseasoned mushroom I roasted on a stick like a complete dunce and was like “What is wrong with you” and I’m like “Man I don’t know I hate this too” . And I’m like 20 at the time so basically an infant, my life was falling apart and it was just like “yeah might as well live like this”, and he felt bad for me so like. Just let me use his supplies and spices and stuff. And gave me some pointers here and there.. So I started learning to cook for myself. And when we split up at the border, he gave me one of his travel pots. And I had that thing for AGES like, literally took it with me everywhere. Lost it when Kvatch burned down though.”













