This is the cumulative peak in a trilogy of epic high school drama puréed with car chases, sprinkled with angel dust-inspired martial arts scenes. In this climax beforethe installment Transporter 4, the creators seemed intent in going out with a bang. There is no shortage of sticky situations and ridiculous explanations. Exhibit A: and i do say SPOILER ALERT, but if Jason Statham and ginger model leave the car, they will blow up at a given distance. Which in turn makes a sticky car chase into ‘omg we lose this car we’re fuck.“ Because everyone knows Jason Statham is a hunk in these movies. Hes in all practicality a superhero an unstoppable human dissassembly machine. Exhibit B: The Opening Fighting Scene Jason stands off against seven dudes in a flashback. Needless to say they got a run for their money. Needless to say such precise and well choreographed fighting must have a lapse into fantasy. The fiction is half the fun however, so please remove your spectacles and enjoy the nonsense like the ginger Exhibit C: drinking vodka in the gas station. Jason is all "Dont,” and she’s all, “nah.” And her handcuff blower upper starts to turn red. And then the bad guys drive past them without realizing they are the targets. This movie is full of passage of circumstance that lead to crazier interloping perspectives between jason statham and the bad guys in politics and terrorism. In conclusion, this movie is nothing short of a clusterfuck inspired by its predecessors fantastic desires as well as the producers stout determination to top its predecessors. I dont believe this series will ever end because car chase martial arts is a timeless concept. Everyone wants a hot ginger chick, a sweet ride, and plastic explosives strapped to their wrists. All in all i give Transporter 3 a gracious 3.5 out of 5 exploded cadillacs. This movie is better than good because of its desire to remove itself from reality. This movie cannot be taken seriously, and boy does it know it shouldnt be taken seriously. Instead its best to sit back and enjoy the ride.