#transsatanist

[magiashley]

i met you in tf2 :>

Nice

[aspdcore-blog]

callout post for transsatanist

she keeps hitting me in th FACE w her foam SWORD this is unacceptable

wont turn on th air??

stole my fave blanket for like 2 days

[envyboy]

being friends w transsatanist

pros: shes pretty, her grandparents r nice and giv me sweets?, she has a dog, she makes rlly good jokes, she gave me an SNES

cons: has a crush on satan or cthulu or smthng, keeps hitting me w a foam sword, only gav me ONE SNES game, has more moni than me

[envyboy]

reasons why transsatanist is problematic

shes keeps hitting me w a styrofoam sword

she keeps summoning demons to my house

she has satan on speed dial and prank calls me

wants to marry cthulu

is better at sword fighting than me and im angry abt it

wont admit that shes adorable

[envyboy]

also follow me qpp transsatanist (p much all her blog is abt satanism or goats, also nsfw and if u check it out b careful cus she hasnt rlly tagged anything).  she wants friends and she is a Coolio.  she is also irl cthulu

[envyboy]

doot doot

STOP THIS MADNESS IM GONNA C FUCKING KILL U

[envyboy]

doot doot

IM GONNA FIGHT U 1V1 ME U FU CKING BUM

[envyboy]

follow my friend transsatanist (aka jane) bc she wants friends and i am trying to b a good guy and assist