Top five worst liquids you've consumed?
This question is very difficult for me! I have drunken so many liquids that i refuse to taste again so i must go off memory to rank these! I promise you though i could not wipe these "experiences" from my memory if i tried! 1. RANCH DRESSING SODA. It may be my parent account name but I had not drank it before proclaiming myself to be it! And honestly it is a good fit I am foul, unlikeable, with a bubbly trash juice flavor that does taste like ranch! OH BOY DOES IT TASTE LIKE RANCH. Such a sin should have never been created by mortal men. Lexter fixings is a trickster laughing at us all but I respect that. I struggle to find words to explain the disgust of putting that liquid near my lips and how foul it was to make me run to the sink like I was going to vomit to spit it out and wash out my jaws with haste! It even smells as bad as it tastes. 2. SWOON PINK LEMONADE. WHY THE FUCK DID THEY USE LEMON OIL INSTEAD OF JUICE THIS SHOULD BE A DAMN CRIME. NOT ONLY THAT IT TASTES RANCID IN A WAY THAT WIPES IT FROM YOUR MEMORY AND YOU HAVE TO RETASTE IT TO COMPREHEND WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL JUST PASSED YOUR LIPS. FUCK SWOON LEMONADE, let your friends try it to watch their confusion! 3. Trash juice. Sweetish, mildewy, and all around rank. Flavor stays in your mouth. Always sickly warm to the tongue. Why did I try this... 4. Banana beer. Like vomit concentrate but sweet and non chunky but it will become chunky once you vomit it back up. At least you can get it down the first time unlike these other higher drinks. 5. Pin worm medicine. Sweet reminds me of banana candy but if banana candy was fused with a pill that sat in your mouth. It is thick and bitter and does not want to leave your little mouth. But its better then the rest of these because it got rid of my pinworms everytime i got em! Good shit.
All of these make you retch and gag or just leave you confused! Let your friends drink them to make my suffering worth it! PLEASE
