Dec 4, 2025
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dispatch au but nothing changes except waterboy has one crime added to his file
Some crisp textures: bubbles, frosted glass, paper, wood 🫧
Date with love
Damijon headcanon:
(This takes place around the time they are 16 to 17 years old—we'll pretend DC aging Jon up never happened) Headcanon that Damian does grow much taller as a young adult—he's been short during most of puberty and then one day he just *grew*. Like, *sprouted*. But still, Jon beat him to that, and is one of the only people who are actually taller than him, by about half a head or ¾ of a head (Damian reaches to about Jon's eyes or nose, depending how you want it).
So, due to this, Jon has developed a habit Damian would describe as utterly unnecessary and incredibly emberassing—whenever Jon hugs Damian, he has a habit of picking him up. Just.. keeps him in a normal hug for exactly .5 seconds, then lifts him just a bit off the ground so they are the same height. Bonus points, if Superboy's *really* excited, he might start floating a bit too, with Damian still in his arms.
The first time it happened in front of literally anyone, Damian was absolutely mortified and red with emberassment. Refused to look the person in front of whom it happened in the eyes for *months*.
(Said person was Bruce. He avoided his father in the manor like the fucking *plague*. Did not help that Bruce was equally mortified, given the fact he somehow had no damn idea Damian and Jon were even friends, much less dating. Dick has never been more amused. Tim had video proof of Batman and Robin pretending the other doesn't exist.)
Pete Seeger.
"I'm convinced that if the world survives these dangerous times it will be tens of millions of small things that do it. Keep on!"
I don't know if this is as interesting as I think it is, but what shenanigans would ensue if Albert and Jordan randomly switched bodies for a day? This can be whatever time in their relationship you think would be the most interesting/funny. Would they be able to succesfully mimic each other without causing suspicion?
Not at all anon, these two are terrible it’s a miracle nobody caught on.