May 15, 2021
[Bright is currently situated in Clef’s office, livid.]
clef, so help me when this is cleared up i’m gonna put you like a football.
... that doesn’t help my case, does it?
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[Bright is currently situated in Clef’s office, livid.]
clef, so help me when this is cleared up i’m gonna put you like a football.
... that doesn’t help my case, does it?
trashbright and possessio look like they were separated at birth. this was mostly because i designed possessio in about 2 minutes, but maybe it’s a good thing they were separated. if you reunited them they would be too powerful.
[Concrete-filled cans are tossed around.]
clef, i’m gonna kick your ass for not doing anything about—
[Bright is knocked out cold.]
Bright, answer honestly, are you unbound? Everyone thinks you’re unbound, because you’re acting weird. Also Clef is acting weird too, and everyone thinks you’re doing that so you don’t get bound back up. Are you unbound?
no! scp-343 as my witness— well, technically he’s under my workplace’s supervision, maybe that doesn’t count— i’m just a non-reality bending, fully corporeal little man with no bad intentions!
Hey, Bright!!
You’re a Dookieweenie. Yep. I just said it. You’re a dookieweenie. This is totally helping.
yeah yeah, very funny. absolutely the pinnacle of comedy.
[Checking on Bright!] -Greenie
[Ugh. He hopes this site has enough medicine to treat these insect bites and stings.]
what do you want from me?
This is a callout post for Bright: made his brother speak cowboy words forever and also is probably unbound again
Bright I fucking hate your guts and I hope you go to The V@id you stinky fucking Bitchass bastard GO TAKE A SHOWER stinky ass man
what’s this about my brother and cowboy words?! i’m pretty sure i didn’t do that! ... did i?
shit.
[He sends an email to O5-6 asking for him to respond to it with a voice message to prove that he can still speak normally.]
well, it’s gonna take a few weeks to hear back from him, assuming he actually responds to it instead of making one of his assistants do it for him, and that’s assuming it doesn’t get marked as spam..
I’m going to cuss bright out for cowboy crimes
pretty sure you want my brother for that, none of my crimes have been cowboy-related.