#trashjesus

[pearlpugly]

Happy Birthday Trashjesus!

[ugo-the-nerd]

I’m 2 hours into episode Trashdaddy and I’m having a blast. I never expected this to be so much fkin fun! I’ve just been busy destroying literally everything in the city and enjoying his sarcasm xD And the god damn Hat stand? Glorious. Thank you for that silly gem. Ardyn Santa wishes everyone a belated merry xmas while wrecking havoc and laying waste to Insomnia!

And this one is my absolute fav. Mad Hatter Ardyn at your service. Fancy some tea and biscuits?

And the complete mood change when sitting on a bench with that classy elevator music even though you are in the middle of utterly ruining the city? Ardyn just sipping on his Ebony and flipping through a magazine? I died. Haven’t laughed like that in a while. Just god damn precious and hilarious. 

This my favourite episode by far. I love you Ardyn babe and I’m gonna keep slaughtering and bashing the whole city to the ground. You deserve it. I would probably do the same. Cause fuck Somnus. Selfish Bastard.

[mabwee]

When your brand new alt gets rare drops on their first raids after contributing NOTHING while your main who does them several times daily in the top 5 and gets SQUAT. 

[phantomyre]

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@vincentvalentinecrimsonphantom yeah... it disturbs me too �� But when I first saw it I bust up laughing lol. It's just so ridiculous. I'll post a video of fighting Ardyn tomorrow lol

....Oh gawd no.... no no no--!

[breath0ftheglacian]

Is it wrong for me to get turned on by Ardyn bitch slapping Luna? 

I like Luna, I’m 100% against this kind of abuse irl.

This man is such a bastard... but ... damn  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ugo-the-nerd]

So. I have so many fkin feels on this episode.

Firstly, I’m beyond sad and heartbroken that this is the end of FFXV.

Secondly, this is by far my most favourite episode of all, besides episode Ignis. Since Gladio and Ardyn are my favourites and Gladio’s was so god damn disappointing, this episode really made it up to me. I loved all the fights, the battle system, the movement through the Insomnia map. Just destroying every shit possible felt liberating. All of Ardyn’s abilities were so much fun that I just kept wasting at least 2h+ with destroying and laying utter waste to everyone AND everything. I had like 600k vandalismus points at the end... xD

Thirdly, fuck Somnus. I don’t care that he is practically a Noct-lookalike. He’s a whiny ass that was jelous of the god’s favour they bestowed upon Ardyn, not him, and then betrayed him and took everything from him. I remember before I knew all of this. I wanted to smack Ardyn in the face for being a complete evil dick ( I still loved him tho...) and now after watching the anime episode and finishing his game episode, I just felt he had every god damn right to be pissed and wanting to destroy the fkin world. Should he have done it? No. If going by Moral Standards, ofc not. But on a personal level? I probably might have done the same, considering my current level of feelings of utter rage for Ardyn’s fate.

And just how fkin’ conceited are the gods please? I just wanted to rip Bahamut a new one and burn him on a stake, together with Somnus preferably. That noone can go against the gods wishes and their own destiny. The gods are absolute. Reminds me rather of a dictator than a god. Of course after Bahamut’s little speech I was enraged and picked “Fight your destiny”, cause screw the gods. And that he used Aera to hurt him with that lance over and over? I was about to have a serious ragefit and as many other people had already pointed out; I REALLY wanted a fight with Bahamut and slap him in the face.

No matter what all the negative peeps say agaist FFXV, I will always love it dearly. It has it’s flaws, no doubt a lot, but nothing is perfect. The butthurt of the canceled episodes will probably hunt me forever but I’m very happy I got to play my beloved Trashjesus and had had a great time doing so. It is the end of the game but not the end of the fandom as long as we, the Fanbase, keep it alive!!

(Now I’m off to unlock all the extra hats...)

[ugo-the-nerd]

I always loved Trash Jesus Ardyn, but now? I have a whole nother level of understanding and love for him. Somnus is a fkin ass and I want to kick his stolen royal butt. I'm excited and sad for episode Ardyn to come, cause it means it'll be the end of FFXV... TwT

who else is ready to wreck some fkin havoc with our beloved hobojesus? Cause I friggin aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!

[mabwee]

There are things in these older gen quests that I don’t remember, including how this QUEEN talks a;lkfbadkjg