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*THROWS AN ORANGE AT HIS STUPID ASS GREEN HEAD*
PAYBACK!!!!!
SPLAT. ALL OVER HIS NOTES.
"......... SCOURGE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!"
"WHAT DID I EVEN DO!?!?!"
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*THROWS AN ORANGE AT HIS STUPID ASS GREEN HEAD*
PAYBACK!!!!!
SPLAT. ALL OVER HIS NOTES.
"......... SCOURGE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!"
"WHAT DID I EVEN DO!?!?!"
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"FIRE ANTS??"
"OH, I KNOW where we can find fire ants!! The little pests are crawling all over my absolute favorite tree!!" A banana tree that had fallen over months ago, and was now rotting away, but still. "What are we going to do to them!?"
Was he already drooling at the thought of finally getting to those rotted bananas? Yes. Yes he was.
she stands before him, gently taking his big toothy snout within her little hands. her large ears flatten back in concern as she meets his gaze, gently caressing his injuries.
"...Them gorillas beat ya real bad again, didn't they, Rooly?"
He practically sags into her hold, soaking in the affection. It was always nice to be pampered like this, though he would never outwardly admit it. But after getting a few nasty bruises from dealing with those infernal apes yet again, he deserved this!
"Ohh, yes..." He heaved out an exaggerated sigh, revelling in her attention. "Those braindead, barrel-chucking brutes! It's like their whole purpose is to TORMENT ME! And do I complain? NO!"
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"Ah don't worry about it.
I stole his wallet!!"
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"OH GOOD! Maybe NOW you'll stop throwing them at me!"
"WHAT DOES THIS MEAAAAN!?!?!"
"do robots wear pants?"
"I mean, they could. Wait... why???"
aaaand she's just gonna yoink that crown right off his head
He'd been lounging on his throne, quite contentedly, before the familiar weight atop his head was suddenly snatched right off. He sputters and pushes himself upright, head whipping around to instantly spot the culprit.
"WHY, YOU—GIVE IT BACK!" he is a gigantic child
"DON'T MAKE ME STAND UP."