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@kremlingking || x

She stares at him incredulously for a moment. Yeah, he's not fooling her.

"...Babe. That was like, a good 80-something bananas. I swear, you're gonna eat yaself into a stomachache one day."

She pulls out an orange and sniffs it, making a face.

"...I don't even like these things."

kremlingking

"What!? Why do you immediately assume I'm the one who ate them!? Maybe it was Klump! He's been acting suspiciously. He hasn't looked me in the eyes all day!" Of course the bit of banana on the corner of his mouth gave him away. "You should be pleased! Oranges don't grow on trees, you know!!—wait.... Just accept your gift!"

#same here ldkfsl IT'S JUST SO GOOD #i think about their weird ass family all day every day :')#this is my life now and I love it #trashthrashiing

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totally didnt steal nothin from @kremlingking

kremlingking

"Why is my head cold?"

#[ i love your model so much too 😭👌#LOOK AT HER SHE'S REAL ]#trashthrashiing

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Just gives her a box full of oranges. "Use them well."

"...Rooly, I thought we was stealin' bananas."

kremlingking

"Oh, yes. Well, we happen to be running fairly low on bananas at the moment." He smacks his lips and seems very satisfied with himself for some reason. "I suspect the apes! You know how they are... but I know you'll put these to good use!"

#[ YES their crazy found family all having to deal with each other :') I adore it sm ]#trashthrashiing

crestamorph

#; musings.

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@kremlingking || x

"GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST, YA ROYAL CHONKINESS!"

and she's barreling out of the room, placing the crown upon her head with a nasty little snicker. the nerve!

kremlingking

"WHAT!? WHY!?!"

Oh great, was she serious!? With a loud groan, he gripped his throne's arm rests, heaving himself up into a standing position. Gaining momentum was always the hard part, but seeing as he was forced to move anyway, he was going to make sure Scourge got a chase…

Soon his footsteps could be heard (and felt) thundering from behind Scourge. And now that he was moving, he didn't intend to stop. Not until he had her trapped in his grasp.

"GET BACK HERE, YOU ROBBING WENCH!!! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?!"

#( it's ok scourge #he deserves this LMAO )#trashthrashiing #; queue.

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@kremlingking || x

" . . . "

"...Ya' complainin' right now."

the mutant freak sighs heavily, picking up a bag of frozen vegetables she brought with her. she slowly puts them against his snout.

"Easy there, big guy..."

"...We could try just talkin' to 'em, yeah...?"

You sweet, naive lackey.

kremlingking

Well if he wasn't complaining before, he certainly was now.

"Talking!? Since when has talking ever solved anything!? Especially when it comes to those lunkheaded apes!! No, no… they can't be reasoned with! They're far too stupid! Trust me!"

Had he ever actually tried communicating with them to strike a deal? Well, yes... but not without cheating, stealing, and lying straight through his teeth.

"What's there to talk about, anyway? We just need the right plan, and those mindless monkeys won't stand a chance! Just watch, they'll never know what hit them..." He began to chuckle, before the frozen veggie bag was pressed to his snout, "—ACK!! THAT'S SO COLD!!!"

#trashthrashiing #; queue.

flowergardenget

In this house, we love a villain that's simply rotten to the core.

#; art.

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"Aww, c'mon. Where's the fun in that? Gotta keep ya on ya toes somehow..."

kremlingking

"I don't want to be on my toes! I want to keep sitting right on my royal ass! And if you're going to throw fruit at me... the least you can do is throw it gently!"

"And in my mouth, while you're at it !!"

Yeah, he just wants you to feed him Scourge.

#( rool's the only one immune to scourge's oranges #he just catches them in his mouth lmfao )#trashthrashiing #; queue.

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"FIRE ANTS??"

"OH, I KNOW where we can find fire ants!! The little pests are crawling all over my absolute favorite tree!!" A banana tree that had fallen over months ago, and was now rotting away, but still. "What are we going to do to them!?"

Was he already drooling at the thought of finally getting to those rotted bananas? Yes. Yes he was.

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".... PATHETIC."

#; open rp.#( don't mind me as I set things up in the bg #and collect icon images #and queue my replies lmao! )

she stands before him, gently taking his big toothy snout within her little hands. her large ears flatten back in concern as she meets his gaze, gently caressing his injuries.

"...Them gorillas beat ya real bad again, didn't they, Rooly?"

He practically sags into her hold, soaking in the affection. It was always nice to be pampered like this, though he would never outwardly admit it. But after getting a few nasty bruises from dealing with those infernal apes yet again, he deserved this!

"Ohh, yes..." He heaved out an exaggerated sigh, revelling in her attention. "Those braindead, barrel-chucking brutes! It's like their whole purpose is to TORMENT ME! And do I complain? NO!"

#( he's a drama king and always wants attention from his wife LMAO )#trashthrashiing

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"OH GOOD! Maybe NOW you'll stop throwing them at me!"

#( ok but he's secretly stashing them away and waiting for them to rot lmao )#trashthrashiing

ickystyx

we were watchin bojack in my discord earlier and i had a really funny idea

#( of course I had to christen this blog with this reblog first ✌️)#; art.

aaaand she's just gonna yoink that crown right off his head

He'd been lounging on his throne, quite contentedly, before the familiar weight atop his head was suddenly snatched right off. He sputters and pushes himself upright, head whipping around to instantly spot the culprit.

"WHY, YOU—GIVE IT BACK!" he is a gigantic child

"DON'T MAKE ME STAND UP."

#trashthrashiing #LITTLE DEMON

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