@kremlingking || x
She stares at him incredulously for a moment. Yeah, he's not fooling her.
"...Babe. That was like, a good 80-something bananas. I swear, you're gonna eat yaself into a stomachache one day."
She pulls out an orange and sniffs it, making a face.
"...I don't even like these things."
"What!? Why do you immediately assume I'm the one who ate them!? Maybe it was Klump! He's been acting suspiciously. He hasn't looked me in the eyes all day!" Of course the bit of banana on the corner of his mouth gave him away. "You should be pleased! Oranges don't grow on trees, you know!!—wait.... Just accept your gift!"














