In response to a couple of anons I have sitting in my inbox and just a general statement about content and stuffs:
First, I love my anons. You guys make me smile every day and I don't want to discourage you reaching out and engaging with me about just about anything Dylan related, but Dylan's private life is not something I like to post about on here. His relationship dynamics (beyond what is publicly shared), nor the details of his private romantic relationships, are something I feel comfortable providing a forum of discussion for on my blog.
I do appreciate that anons come here to chat, and that you are looking for my opinion, there are just some things I'm not interested in delving into or prodding at.
I hope you guys can understand and that you'll continue to send me anons about his butt. That is the kind of content that can live rent free in this dumpster ;)
CALLER: “I heard someone at your school died! Jennie something right? Did ya know her?”
ALYSSA: “yeah, jennie was her name. i guess so… i mean she was in my classes as a fellow up and coming lawyer.”
CALLER: “so you were friends with her and everything?”
ALYSSA: “well I saw her in class…never. but I saw her at a lot of the clubs and parties I go to on a regular basis. she was always there - partying the night away. a true wild one, jennie was. I admired that. pretty sure we hung out a couple of times in the bathroom at parties - but like I said, I drink a lot so I can barely remember anything most of the time. i’m pretty sure we hung out though since she was friends with my friend tavia. so we would’ve crossed paths a bit at least. actually…we cooked pancakes at a party together once…both drunk, of course. made an absolute mess of whoever’s kitchen it was and i’m glad i didn’t stick around to cop the backlash. good time, but we never really actually talked.”
CALLER: “oh well so you didn’t know her that well…were you two hanging out the night she died?”
ALYSSA: “no idea. didn’t see her at all i don’t think. then again i was crazy drunk as usual.”
CALLER: “you didn’t see her die or anything?… how about how she died? it sounded horrible!”
ALYSSA: “nah I didn’t see anything, but i heard the scream. pretty sure the entire campus heard the scream - it was fucking horrifying. but shit happens i guess. it sounds like a pretty crappy way to go though, if you ask me. hope they catch whoever did it…or not. makes for more fun if the criminal is still on the loose i reckon’. god, i sound so fuckin’ evil. just as well i didn’t say that when they took me in for questioning, hey?”
CALLER: “you got taken in for questioning?! so d’you know who killed her?”
ALYSSA: “honestly have no idea. 20 bucks it was some pissed off guy though. all the guys here are always acting like they’re entitled to everything and everyone.”
