Incorrect Hamil Quotes - Part Two
Eliza: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you...I'd only have a dollar because you never left my mind
Maria, trying not to cry: Have fun being broke 🥺
Peggy: So what DOES the fox say?
Peggy: Like there were so many sounds in the song...what does a fox really say Angelica??
Lafayette: I have no fears. I am invincible.
Hercules: Okay but what if you woke up one day and we weren’t soulmates anymore
Lafayette: I have one fear
Eliza: Wait so why did you guys get kicked out of the movies
John: Oh we were yelling diving scores people were jumping off the Titanic
Peggy: That last guy had a solid eight, I’m not kidding!
Jefferson: Actually Alex does have a point
Alex: Please don’t agree with me, it makes me very uncomfortable
John: You are such a dumbass
Alex: Yes but I’m your dumbass
Alex, sing-songy, waving his wedding ring in front of John: Foreverrrrr
Eliza: Look me straight in the eyes and say that you aren’t lying.
Maria: How can I look you in the eyes and be straight?
Madison: You need to learn how to react when someone cries
Madison: You rolled your eyes! That’s not reacting appropriately!
Peggy: He was injured due to natural causes
Angelica: You punched him in the face
Peggy: And bruising is natural
Eliza: She’s technically not wrong
Hercules: I wasn’t hurt that badly! The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. And that’s where the blood is supposed to be! [smirk]
John: How is he not dead yet?
Lafayette: Honestly I do not know
Aaron: Hey Theo, how would you like your coffee?
Theodosia: As dark and bitter as my soul is...
Aaron: You got it, one glass of milk coming up
Maria: Listen up fives, a ten is speaking (it works for so many of them help)