#trashydarling

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No one:

Protective yans on their way to stop their dumb darlings from kissing the rabid raccoon they found in their garbage can:

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Rich yandere after being flirted with by other rich socialites:

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Trashy darling after drink a glass of water:

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Artist Yandere: *Spends hours, days, and weeks writing the perfect love note*

Trashy darling: Cool thanks I guess

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Trashy yandere: Hey d/n you've got some real nice tiddies, real honkers I tell ya

Trashy darling: 😳!?!?!...... o-oh really?......Y-you think they're nice?....👉👈

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Also thing i forgot to add. Heath nut yandere: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT STUFF I DONT EVEN OWN BUTTER OR CHOCOLATE WHAT

Trashy darling, deadpanning: I trained the rats

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Artist Yandere: My beloved, my flower, my muse, my reason for existing. I would rather spend eternity plucking out my eyes then go a day without being able to gaze at your ethereal beauty. May Eros never string another arrow for a love like ours could never be replicated. Aphrodite weeps upon the ground knowing she could never dream of besting your image. The angels of the lord will lay down their trumpets and pull back the curtains of heaven to allow its light to shine upon you. Though it is all in vain for your light is enough to calm the abhorrence that is this unpalatable realm.

Trashy Darling: *remembering their last decision*

Trashy Darling: Yeah you should really reconsider pal