#traumacule

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Robby.Abbot.Walsh: Abbot: Walsh, Walsh IR don't like us.Walsh: They like ME (not being mad at them). Robby: I want to go home yesterday.

THE PITT 1x15

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What if the yw was able bring sagira back but them and their ghost got seriously injured and almost died in the process. How would the rest of the tramamcule react

Don’t worry, drifter is already on repairs. He’s fiddled with ghosts before, he’s the best for the job.

Welcome to cuddle town, population everyone. Saint-14 will absolutely refuse for the first few days to let anyone out of his site - this is now the second time someone had almost died on his watch, and Drifter doesn’t have a great track record either.

Osiris seems a little more lively, on account of not feeling like an aging old man anymore. He was lively before but now he can stay up for days on end without anyone yelling at him to get to bed.

Have fun being woken up at 3 am to hear his grand theories. Though drifter usually entertains him as he’s awake at odd hours.

If your ghost is damaged beyond repair, but still functional, Sainr will personally request to have you run trials with him. Far less deadly, but still something fun to do.

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How would the tramacule dance together?

Daily dose of headcanons let’s go -

I’m saying it here and now drifter can’t dance for shit. Guardians can instantly learn emotes and stuff but him? Nah his ghost is busted from all the upgrades and he never got around to fixing that function.

The only dances he knows is Cadillac ranch and awkwardly moving in place. Why Cadillac ranch? Cowboy.

Saint-14 and Osiris both know how to slow dance

Osiris remembers a few dances from when he was a guardian but none of the new ones (which is good considering Saint-14 only gets confused during the new ones)

Dancing isn’t a regular occurrence. Typically it’s late at night when everyone but two are asleep and those two find themselves quietly listening to music in the kitchen

Just nothing but moonlight and soft music as they sway back and forth (usually it’s Osiris and Saint)

Young Wolf on the other hand knows all the dances and likes to dance in front of Drifter to annoy him

Drifter has tried many times to learn these dances and each time failed

Saint-14 will eagerly ask YW to teach him how to dance the “new moves young guardians are coming up with”

He’s actually a decent learner (and Geppetto has let it continue for her own amusement)

The four of them don’t usually dance together, there have been two instances:

Drifter got everyone to do Cadillac Ranch and it was enough to make even the cold hearted of gym teachers cry

The planets aligned and everyone was in the kitchen at the same time one night for some soft and slow moonlight dancing

[ceo-of-sloppy-women]

Uhm... What's Traumacule...?

It's a rare pair/crack ship I have. It's Saint 14/Osiris/Young Wolf or Reader/the Drifter

You can find more headcanons here

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Hear me out: The whole "Drifter's den mother-esque titan s/o" thing, but with the whole Traumacule

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Saint-14 would not get away with sitting by Osiris' side like a recluse. Just because he embodies a golden retriever doesn't mean he has to wait like one.

He still sits there during most days, but this time it's not just Misraaks bringing him meals.

And he's forbidden from sleeping on a rickety cot. He is dragged to bed every night with Drifter's help.

away now headcanons assuming that Osiris is awake

It's really easy to get Osiris to take a break from his studies when you can pick him up. Saint-14 is always too reluctant to do so, but you have no problem actually picking him up and bringing him to the dinner table or bed.

None of them find the time to cook with their different endeavors, so when they come home to hot meals they're more than happy to show their appreciation through various different ways.

Osiris will sometimes help cook as well, provided he isn't busy.

Saint-14 brings you flowers - sometimes chocolate too. Usually the flowers are red carnations

Drifter brings you odd trinkets he finds on his way home. Things such as new spices, cards, wooden carvings, jewellery. Random things.

Osiris brings you new books of fantastical adventures and detailed observations of distant worlds.

You help Saint teach titans how to handle their strength carefully.

When Saint needs to run trials he lets you sit with Osiris because he trusts you the most (he trusts drifter too but drifter usually sleeps during the day).

Osiris prefers meetings with you there as a large titan able to help make his points in the fact of so many titans helps immensely. However, two large titans (Saint & you) makes his point get across even better.

Drifter sneaks out of the annex with you because he can stand behind you (bonus points if he can stand between you and Saint) so he's less likely to be caught. And if he is caught, he knows he's got a giant to tank some hits for him.

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Ok hear me out: Pure And Innocent™ YW from that last request suddenly makes a VERY explicit, lewd comment, audible wink and all

They nearly give Osiris a heartattack. It’s so unexpected and he’s like “ - pardon????”

Drifter nearly dies from laughter because he can’t calm down due to the look on Osiris’ face and the shock of the joke.

Saint-14 nods in approval. He helped them build their confidence enough to say it.

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Ok hopefully this is somewhat comprehensible: Traumacule having a relatively normal day, until someone (I imagine Saladin but it could be anyone) says something stupid/xenophobic about the Eliksni, and immediately YW just takes a sword and decapitates the person. Bonus points for the whole thing happening in full view of Zavala

It had been a random tower guardian, someone stuck in the old ways who refused change. They'd been talking with YW about a new gun and a moment later, their decapitated body tipped off the tower.

Silence falls over the tower as YW watches the body disappear and the ghost float to revive them.

"Said 'Fallen are only good for target practice'." Is all that needs to be said.

Tension still hangs in the air, but the attention is off YW when Saint-14 picks up the freshly revived guardian and tears them a new one. It does not help when the guardian insults Misraaks in front of him.

Osiris grabs YW's arm in the fray and drags them off as Zavala started to storm over to Saint. The two walk down to Drifter, who considers the story before laughing and offering the backrooms of the Annex to hide out in while everything cooled down.

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How would the tramacule react if the yw got taken

Setting: non possessed Osiris during shadowkeep.

Drifter is yelling at Eris for losing his best guardian down the hellmouth. Eris is trying her absolute best and very confused why drifter is even here.

Osiris is there under the guise that he needs young wolf for something super important and is going to assist eris.

No one knows where saint-14 is until they hear a triumphant battle cry and see the hellmouth exploding in purple.

That’s right.

Saint-14 decided to shove the square peg in the round hole and get you himself. Or at least try. We’ve seen how he puts himself in the line of fire for those he loves (the exorcism).

Drifter shoves Osiris into Eris saying “Squishies stick to support!” While he takes off after Saint

The two of them are clunky at first to adjust to each other’s combat style as fear-filled frenzies throw everyone off

But eventually they fall into a rhythm until on the dead bodies of hive lay at their feet.

It’s saint that finds you first - or rather your unconscious body - and drifter who finds your ghost. You’re both carried back to grab Osiris before they depart for the last city.