Hey guys! chapter 10 of our house on fire is up today, and I wanted to announce it, and what better way to do that than with some headcanons for the crackship of the day: mcGonagall/Trelawney (it’s vaguely related to the chapter I promise)
(the ones in bold are by the amazing @dannikathewomanika!)
enemies to lovers
TENDER PALM READINGS
“Minerva......your love line indicates a loving and long term relationship in the near future.....on an unrelated note, do you have any plans for the next hogsmeade trip?”
Mcgonagall: my plans for the next hogsmeade weekend? Can't you see that yourself?
“Some things are too far beyond the veil for even me to know, Minerva”
and then the next Hogsmeade weekend shes there! (Not that Sybill is surprised or anything, she saw this coming of course)
Sybill thinks she’s subtle
But Minnie’s actually the subtle one
Trelawney: hmm... I see... in the future you'll meet a dark haired stranger wearing... shawls? a thin woman
McGonagall: Sybill, youre just describing yourself
Trelawney: “is that so? I hadn’t noticed”
they flirt SO MUCH in the hallways their students hate it
Although Lavender Brown is the biggest tregonagall shipper
Her and Parvati patil go out of their way to set them up
like oh noooo, all the teacups have "accidentally" fallen on the ground and are unusable now :(((( guess we'll have to get proffesor McGonagall to transfigure us some new ones
Strolling though the halls with Trelawney, “oh look, there’s professor McGonagall, let’s say hi! Oh look we’re on the seventh floor and there’s the room of requirement set up to be all romantic!! What a silly coincidence”
and how weird! I didn't know that you could lock it so that the two people who are in there are trapped together..
Trelawney: “its all thanks to Umbridge, really. Without her, we never would have been more than colleagues who resented each other”
McGonagall, taking Trelawneys hand lovingly: “and look at where we are now”
They’re doing an interview for witch weekly. A picture of them gazing into each other’s eyes is the front page of the magazine
It’s the best selling issue since Gilderoy Lockhart was on the cover