#be surprised

[artyphex]

I'm like 80% sure I am a lesbian after all and I need all the responses to this post to be REALLY shocked by that. Like just SO surprised. Okay? Okay. Can't believe it right?

[ask-johnlaurens]

Straight up riding it. And by it, I mean... Alexander.

[twordish-ler]

I just woke up and I feel like I’m in a nice ler mood for once

[vaindumbass]

Hey guys! chapter 10 of our house on fire is up today, and I wanted to announce it, and what better way to do that than with some headcanons for the crackship of the day: mcGonagall/Trelawney (it’s vaguely related to the chapter I promise)

(the ones in bold are by the amazing @dannikathewomanika!)

enemies to lovers

TENDER PALM READINGS

“Minerva......your love line indicates a loving and long term relationship in the near future.....on an unrelated note, do you have any plans for the next hogsmeade trip?”

Mcgonagall: my plans for the next hogsmeade weekend? Can't you see that yourself?

“Some things are too far beyond the veil for even me to know, Minerva”

and then the next Hogsmeade weekend shes there! (Not that Sybill is surprised or anything, she saw this coming of course)

Sybill thinks she’s subtle

But Minnie’s actually the subtle one

Trelawney: hmm... I see... in the future you'll meet a dark haired stranger wearing... shawls? a thin woman 

McGonagall: Sybill, youre just describing yourself 

Trelawney: “is that so? I hadn’t noticed”

they flirt SO MUCH in the hallways their students hate it

Although Lavender Brown is the biggest tregonagall shipper

Her and Parvati patil go out of their way to set them up

like oh noooo, all the teacups have "accidentally" fallen on the ground and are unusable now :(((( guess we'll have to get proffesor McGonagall to transfigure us some new ones

Strolling though the halls with Trelawney, “oh look, there’s professor McGonagall, let’s say hi! Oh look we’re on the seventh floor and there’s the room of requirement set up to be all romantic!! What a silly coincidence”

and how weird! I didn't know that you could lock it so that the two people who are in there are trapped together.. 

Trelawney: “its all thanks to Umbridge, really. Without her, we never would have been more than colleagues who resented each other”

McGonagall, taking Trelawneys hand lovingly: “and look at where we are now”

They’re doing an interview for witch weekly. A picture of them gazing into each other’s eyes is the front page of the magazine

It’s the best selling issue since Gilderoy Lockhart was on the cover

[samsi6]

Surprise yourself!

[jackkellys]

If you could talk with any person dead or alive which one would you choose and why?

oh man.......... OH MAN......... i think right now..... fuck...... any person?? may as well make it obvious. i’d go with jeremy jordan, probably. he seems like a really soft dude and i think just hanging out with him for a little bit would be really interesting, hear his perspective about certain things, and we could talk about the arts and other little stuff. he seems quietly complex and it’d be really cool to talk to him :’)

[magicmalcolm]