#trese meme

[jolllyspaghetti]

basilio couldn't wait

[missmariaclara]

Trese Memes (1/?)

[papergloves]

A real life guide on upping your chances of seeing one of the creatures on Trese:

Step one: Bring a pregnant woman

Step two (optional): go to province

Get the salt just in case

[eydi-andrius]

Magandang Gabi, Bakery! 🥵🥵🥵

Please do not repost! Without permission nor proper credits!

All credits for the fan art are given to the lord of 🥵: Art of Neight (https://gumroad.com/artofneight)

[ugh-tsumu]

What a normal convo is in Team Trese's gc. Special wash out to my enabler @bucciaratisbralette

[r0cketeer]

I think its only fair that I also post this here HAHAHAAHAHAHA

[crispinkreme]

kamusta 1-braincell squad i hope ur doing well *tosses a bag of potchi* meron akong tanong para kay sina mal at lolo tomas <3 i'm writing headcanons for yall and may i interview you shortly for them :p how would you court an easily flustered y/n ? (bas and cris feel free to reply as well)

Basilio is currently out pa because Alex made him to “deep clean” his room peroooo that's not what the answer you're looking for diba? Crispin couldn't open this account because someone changed the password and I ain't snitching which one of us.

Also bold of you to assume that Dominic only has 1 brain cell. That aswang has more than that pero thank you for the potchi...kahit na wala sa amin kumakain ng potchis.

For me, I honestly know that I can be a little “too much” especially if I'm courting someone who is easily flustered. I'd try to tone it down as much as I could pero I would think it's cute. Personally would enjoy bringing them sa mga karera ko. I want to show them off to the world and just be a proud manliligaw. I also probably would take them to a fancy date sa Quezon City or kahit sa BGC.

Pero we can also just visit sa Oras Place arcade or kahit sa perya and I would try to win a prize for my lovely nililigawan or we can just chill late at night sa park in BGC, looking at the stars. Just enjoying each other's presences.

Like user thepurple-diwata, I would do anything for my nililigawan. No question asked.

- Maliksi

What would I do? Maybe you should have asked what I won't do and that's all the things Mister Kabayo said. I don't do grand gestures, it's mostly a pat on the head, kissing their forehead, and giving them affirmations na sure na ako sa desisyon ko pero sure ba siya? Joke lang.

I enjoy doing more intimate things far from the spying eyes, yes, ikaw tinutukoy ko Nuno. Tusukin kita diyan. Anyways may it be holding their hand, whispering “ikaw ang mga tala na nag gagabay sakin sa dilim” o kaya bringing them flowers and leaving my spare clothes for them to wear. I might not act on it a lot pero seryoso ako sa nararamdaman ko.

If there's a single person that stepped out of line, you could start praying, but I doubt they'd hear a dead man screaming.

- Dominic

[jolllyspaghetti]

here have this kthx bye