Mar 11, 2021
Headcanon that Scout's weak spots are his toes.
Throwback to that one match on Teufort. I was a Spy and we were on the Battlements.
So an enemy Scout just died right infront of me. So I went over to his dead corpse, crouched, and began to stab the everloving fuck out of his dead face. His eyes were rolled up in their sockets. My intention was to see those beautiful eyes so I kept stabbing.
Eventually another enemy Scout came up and just stood over the body. Thanks to my terrible hand-eye coordination and the placement of my knife and hitboxes, I just- I just stabbed him in the toe accidentally.
But here's the thing.
It. Registered.
As a BACKSTAB.
YOUTUBERS OF STABBY STABBY MEN, CONSIDER THE MIGHTY TOESTAB. P L E A S E.
