Trickster!Equius and Karkat on MSPARP
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CG: THAT HIS BELLYBUTTON GOT HOME 15 MINUTES BEFORE HIM.
CT: D --> ((omfg im sorry but i'm laughing really hard that was good))
CT: D --> Aw Lowb100d that is so rude
CT: D --> But funny! hehehe
CG: I KNOW I AM THE EPITOME OF FUCKING HILARIOUS.
CG: I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT AND BY THE WAY
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
CT: D --> What are you talking about
CG: YOU HAVE HAD A SLIGHT CHANGE OF WARDROBE AND COLOR SCHEME.
CT: D --> Hehehe isn't it lovely
CG: AND SEEM STRONGLY OPTIMISTIC.
CT: D --> I am STRONGLY happy I guess hehehe
CG: YES OKAY. I WILL JUST ACCEPT HOWEVER THIS HAS HAPPENED I AM USED TO FUCKED UP SHIT BY NOW.
CG: ANYWAY WHAT SHIT HAVE YOU BEEN WALLOWING THROUGH RECENTLY?
CG: AND BY THAT I JUST MEAN, WHAT'S UP?
CT: D --> Well let's see I drank my milk and broke the glass again
CT: D --> But that's okay hehehe!
CG: YOU'RE SO PITIFUL YOU PROBABLY NEED SOMEONE TO BE YOUR MILK GLASS HOLDER OR SOMETHING.
CG: NOT ME THOUGH, THANKS.
CT: D --> Isn't that a leaders duty
CG: NO THAT IS LIKE THE DUTY OF SOME SORT OF SLAVE.
CT: D --> But you're a lowb100d
CT: D --> Doesn't that make you my milk glass holder
CG: ACTUALLY, EQUIUS, I AM OFF THE SCALES. I TECHNICALLY HAVE NO BLOOD CASTE.
CG: RATHER THAN BEING THE LOWEST BLOOD
CG: LET'S TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION.
CT: D --> Then I do not think you're foalish
CT: D --> But you should help with my milk hehehe
CG: I GUESS I'LL DO IT SINCE YOU'RE SO PERSISTENT.
CT: D --> That makes you the best highb100d hehehe
CG: EXCELLENT. THANK YOU EQUIUS.
CT: D --> Hehehee!! You are welcome
CG: AND WHAT'S THIS I HAVE SO CONVENIENTLY CAPTCHALOUGED?
CG: MILK? IT COULDN'T BE.
CG: BUT HELL YES IT FUCKING IS.
CT: D --> That is wonderful!!
CG: IT IS ONLY BECAUSE LATELY I HAVE BEEN ALCHEMIZING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF RED VELVET CAKE BUT THAT IS ANOTHER MATTER.
CG: LET'S NOT DISCUSS THAT.
CG: YOU CAN HAVE THE MILK I DON'T LIKE IT ON IT'S OWN ANYWAY.
CG: AND I WILL BE YOUR MILK HOLDER LIKE I PROMISED.
CG: *HOLDS THE MILK IN FRONT OF HIM FOR HIM*
CG: THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING RIDICULOUS HAHA.
CT: D --> *Leans down and sips from it*
CG: YEAH, OKAY. WELL FINISH UP I'M STARTING TO FEEL STUPID.
CT: D --> *He finishes the glass and stands straight*
CT: D --> Thank you highb100d!
CG: HEH. DON'T SWEAT IT, EQUIUS.
CG: ANYWAY I'M GOING TO GO I HAVE MORE RUDE JOKES TO TELL.
CG: GLAD I COULD HELP YOU WITH YOUR MILK PROBLEMS, ALRIGHT?
CT: D --> ((youre the best karkat ever ily))
CT: D --> Yes thank you, highb100d hehehe
CT: D --> Goodbye, Karkat
CT: D --> ((have a nice night/day/or whatever!! bye!))
