a scene from seventh grade
[AUDREY, AUGUSTINE, and KATIA all huddled around KATIA's mom's home computer. upon KATIA's request, they are listening to bad harry potter fanmusic.]
AUGUSTINE: katia, change the song, it's making me sad.
KATIA: i know... it's so deep, isn't it? :D
AUGUSTINE: it reminds me of daniel olphie's rejection of me at our first middle school dance :(
KATIA: god, that's so shallow, aug!! this song isn't ABOUT that, it's about the FUTILITY of merope gaunt's love for tom riddle sr.!!
AUDREY: [politely, obviously sick of bad harry potter music but attempting to spare my feelings] well i mean maybe we should listen to something else?
KATIA: voldemort's parents, you guys!! the use of a love potion here is so thematically important to voldemort's fundamental underestimation of love as a -
AUDREY: [attempting desperately to pacify] we all like vocaloid, right? how about some vocaloid?