Ghirahim the Demon Lord
There are a few things I thought (and screamed out) during the Boss Battle with Ghirahim in the Sky Temple, Faron woods-> deep woods from Skyward Sword:
Wow...Viktor Nikiforov in the back, Dimentio in the front.
HE EVEN HAS THE DIAMONDS FLASHY LIKE DIMENTIO! SUPER PAPER MARIO EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
Who wore it better? Ghirahim, definitely
Holy SHIT he got close quick!
Why do you need to be that close to the little Hyrule/Skyloft boy? He just got to the surface and you're trying to scare him away!
Um...is your tongue like six foot long or something? Spooky.
Ok...good to know that you wont KILL me. Should make this fight easier.
WOW! Must you grab my sword like that asshole?!
Fuck it, imma look it up.
OH GOD THE TONGUE! PUT IT AWAY! SIN!
HOLY SHIT YOUR FAST! HOW LONG IS THAT SWORD?! HALF THE LENGTH OF SEPHIROTH'S?!
Mom look, it's Sephiroth's little brother.
HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THOSE LITTLE RED DAGGERS COME FROM?!
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T KILL ME! YOU'VE KILLED ME TWICE BITCH!
WHY ARE YOU SO FAST!?
IMMA LOOK IT UP!!!
OH CRAP MY SHEILDS BROKE! OH SHIT HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO WIN NOW?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
HOW IS ZELDA WORTH THIS!? I SAY LEAVE HER AND GO WITH THE DEMON! THE BENEFITS INCLUDE NOT FIGHTING BLOOD THIRSTY DEMON LORDS WHO ARE WEARING BARELY ANY CLOTHES!
...Did I do it?
I DID IT!
Oh crap, I have to fight him again?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
On the bright side, I think I found my new favorite character!
