#trigger warning: math

[nautiscarader]

 - Hmm, I think the flashlight is not working correctly, I’m...I’m sure I’ve set it up to 2...

Wendy grimaced, looking at the pool of leaking cum, much bigger than she expected, even from the release of Dipper’s magnified cock.

 - Yeah, but... - Dipper wheezed, recovering from his orgasm - You...You’ve set it to...two, so every dimension gets multiplied by two... so the.. the volume of my b-balls is...   - Eight times as big... Yeah, that’s more like it. - she finished for him.

A devilish smirk appeared on her face, she reached for the flashlight, turned the knob further, and a moment later, Dipper once again felt a familiar tingling sensation in his nether region when his genitals got even bigger.

 - The question is, Dipper... - Wendy cupped his large testicles in one hand and gave his cock’s a delicate kiss, probing if she could even fit it in her mouth now - Do you want to see how would twenty-seven times of you look on my face?

This was the original prompt, and I’m sorry, but both Wendy and Dipper would know that cocks don’t work that way, since cum fluid is produced also by several other glands :p And Dipper would instantly point out that if you have to objects with a scale of k, then the surface increases with k2 and volume with k3 Don’t tell me you didn’t learn anything on the Internet today!

For the record, I haven’t found any scientific papers that show that balls follow the scale cubed proportions with cum; from what I can see it might only increase the density of sperm, not the amount of liquid, but if we’re going to indulge in a fetish, we might as well make it  a bit realistic, at least. 

[at-least-3]

i unDERSTAND RATIONAL FUNCTION GRAPHING call life alert :o dying of shock

[phaunts]

um ok teacher go ahead and put two questions on the test that NO ONE IN OUR CLASS HAS EVER LEARNED oh btw guys here's two questions on a 12 question test that you have no idea how to figure out but good luck anyway sucks to suck haaa it's not like tests are supposed to examine your knowledge and what you actually learned or anything omg so done with this