whatâs the next fetish yâall gonna start in 2016Â
Consistency and communication

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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whatâs the next fetish yâall gonna start in 2016Â
Consistency and communication
i lov my friends on tumboler dot come :)
Apparently âspiteâ is not an âappropriate answerâ to âWhat motivates you?â
Ok, so the tattoo artist I have been going to for all of my tats seriously does everything in his life out of spite. He became a tattoo artist because he was told it was stupid, he got married because his friends told him not to, he bought a house with a picket fence because he was told he wasnât the kind of guy that would do that, and he had a kid because he was told he would be a crap father. He has a nice wife, an adorable little girl, a good house, and is an award winning tattoo artist.
Live your life in spite
People From Classic Paintings Inserted Into Modern City Life
my summer morning routine :)
wake up
scream
Was this posted by a cicada?Â
me leaving home at 6:40 am: cute and preppy, soft skin
me returning home at 5:30 pm: has seen the birth and destruction of a thousand empires, my death will bring about the end of the world, the Flood is Upon Us, Noah
Pardon our dust
Hey, you know the reply feature? That little speech bubble icon at the bottom of some posts?
Thatâs going away for a little while. Weâre making room for something bigger and better coming down the pike. Stay tuned.
Hey guys, through some glitch I somehow managed to get the update early. This is what shows up now
When you click on the foot it forces you to go stand outside and you cant even get back in the house. It was raining and my cute neighbours saw me in my underwear. I eventually got back in by climbing through the window but I was wet and slippery from being mostly naked in the rain so I slid off the counter and smacked my head off the floor. 3/10, not your worst update
that youtube channel where they just like heat up a metal ball and drop it on shit to see it burn or warp or whatever seems like something a robot would jack off to. but like not a normal robot, a robot with like, no friends, a robot all the other robots hate for being fucking weird
file this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never learn about in school
By fucking hand, bro.
you always hear about the first man on the moon but never thisÂ
Iâm really boring if Iâm not comfortable with you
The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.
Bernie Sanders Met Sandra Blandâs Mom And Didnât Tell Anyone
And did he not #SayHerName in the debate???? How could you not vote for a man who keeps his word
âWhen I was pregnant, patients often asked me if it was hard/weird to do their abortion.
My response was simple, âNot at all. It is not the right time for you, but it is for me. Later on, if you decide to become a parent, I will be by your side then too.ââ
Pratima Gupta, MD, MPH
Thatâs beautiful âș
YES. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. AND SHEâS A DOCTOR OF COLOR. YES.Â
This will be me one day
Find your code name for the skeleton war.
1st: Birth month
January:Marrow
February:Femur
March:Phalanx
April:Vertebrae
May: Rib
June:Pelvis
July: Tooth
August: Fibula
September: Tibia
October: Sternum
November: Skull
December: Humerus
2nd: First letter of last name
A-E: Sucker
F-I: Nutz
J-M: Bong
N-Q: Slapper
R-U: Fucker
V-Y: Humper
Z: Douche
3rd: Birthday:
1-5: the fuckboi destroyer
6-10: master of the bone zone
11-15: player of xylobones
16-20: maker of dank memes
21-25: devourer of candy corn
26-31:crypt keeper of puns
Put your result in the tags
princetenjolras:
I used to legitimately worry about whether I had the âright face shapeâ for short hair, until one day it dawned on me that short hair is compulsory for all men here in the US and nobody gives a shit whether they have the âright face shapeâ for it. And Iâve never heard any beauty advice implying that there is a âwrong face shapeâ for long hair on women either. âšDespite the artistry that does goes into the beauty industry, it exists first and foremost to enforce societal standards, and fuck that noise ok, the face shape bullshit is clearly dishonest and biased at best and a total myth at worst. Cut your hair any way you damn well want to and if it doesnât look good itâs because you have a shitty ass barber ok not because you werenât the right shape for it }:/
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT â
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
[p1: Put your wand away we canât use magic outside of school! p2: Mhmm. Accio the fucks I give Theyâre not coming.]
omg that whisper
imagine your otp in hogwarts au