Nautiscarader

He/Him. Find me at: Twitter, Ao3, FF, Hentai Foundr. y Proud co-organizer of wendip-week. My blog where I post lots of shipping material. And sins. I think they are now called sins. Remember times when they were called lemons? Occasionally Let's face it, mostly NSFW. Browse at your own caution. Oh, and general disclaimer: all character in the fics/prompts/headcanons here are 18+, just in case. Safe emergency blog is nautiscarader-sfw Currently in Emigration mode with really crappy net.

[nautiscarader]

What The Hecking Heck Has Happened To Me? HALLOWEEN EPISODE

Hello there!

Long time no see! Welcome to another recap of what otherwise might be called 'health'.

Last time, as you undoubtedly remember, the Govermental Organisation of Poor Support (GOPS) was threatening me with legal actions, trying to lock me in their shitty nursing home.

Well, it is time for a thrilling conclusion of that arc!

Chapter 38: We won.

Yeah, we won. Pretty easily actually, all the way back in July. So, what did that change?

Yeah, unfortunately, it changes nothing. I am still in the private senior home, which is better, but is a glorified golden cage.

So... what else is there...? Oh! it is Halloween! Time for something gory!

Chapter 39: Operation Backwards

Okay, so in order to perform clean operation on wounds on my butt, I've had colostomy. Now...how should I describe this... basically on my stomach... now I have a...

...no, that's not it. I have a-

Closer, but wrong place. How should I put it...

NO I AM N-okay, let's start over. Imagine this:

but NOT with rainbows. And imagine a bag on my stomach to collect the... not-rainbows. I basically have a whoopie cushion stuck on my belly that makes weird noises. Like a-

HONESTLY YEAH, I WILL TAKE THAT AS THE CLOSEST APPROXIMATION, GIVEN WHAT THESE HAVE HISTORICALLY BEEN MADE OF. Thank you, Scotland, u r weird.

Now, the funny thing is that it is quite prophetic. In the first episode of this series, i have compared myself to Mr. House, cos I've just had catheter installed.

But now I have TWO tubes coming out of my body, so I am like him! All I need is an army of robots and buttloads of money.

Chapter 40: In which I receive buttloads of money

So GOPS is supposed to be paying my social disability benefits. Except... they haven't. FOR A YEAR. Now... how do I describe this level of incompetence...

yeah.

So I got it all in one go. And this is why I have decided to spend a bit of it on frivolities, including... ko-fi donations.

Because you are my friends and you deserve it :)

And if you haven't received any donation from me, it is because i haet you you haven't reblogged your kofi hard enough.

SO yeah, I've decided to give you a bit of a gift. But it feels like it's not enough... oh, I know!

Tomorrow I will open prompts!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

[o-kurwa]

[elierlick]

The juxtaposition of these tweets...

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

[nautiscarader]

ur ship may be hot but can it make the engine tsundere and release steam?

[cozy2000]

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

[nautiscarader]

holy smokes, this is now the Da Vinci code cartoon.

moar pls

Also, kudos to whomever made the fansubs

edit: it's Sandentwins

[ashenmind]

I don’t know what’s crazier: that at least 200 species names had this specific slur, or that 205 of the 556 votes wanted to keep it

[ashenmind]

???

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[mbutchin]

Burning Dude: Of Ruth and Bondage

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The gang spends a pleasant morning with Ruth and Michael, and learn more about them. They spend some time in the BDSM tent, and then retire to a liesurely late lunch while awaiting the evening bondage workshop. As it turns out, Dipper and Wendy aren't the only ones in need of a good counselor. And probably some good weed.

[doomedmutual]

[scavengedluxury]

[scavengedluxury]

[dailycatsblog]

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[libertineangel]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[jurassicsunsets]

This has to be one of the strangest things I've ever seen in a scientific paper (Rząśnicki 1951)

[jurassicsunsets]