✩ Characters: Vash, Knives (Yeah, yeah, I know. But you're on my playground 😏)
✩ Сontains: gn!reader, fluff, short imagines, drabbles
Ah... Imagine sleeping next to one of them ⭐💤
P.S. I'm going to write the second part about Nicholas and Livio 🌚
Vash the Stampede
Vash loves falling asleep while cuddling with you - he sticks to you like a leech. If you turn him down, he'll sulk all evening, but then he'll sneak into bed with you anyway. He won't let you fall asleep alone.
Vash loves being the little spoon. He falls asleep quickly on your chest. He gently hugs you like his a favorite teddy bear, pressing close to you and wrapping his arms and legs around you? but without making you feel confined. However? this idyll doesn't last long...
Vash sleeps like a restless little devil. He's constantly tossing and turning, rolling from one side to the other, twitching, and taking up most of the bed. Forget about getting a good night's sleep. And he mumbles in his sleep with souch a blissful look on his face - so silly and sweet that it's impossile to stay mad at him. Who knows, maybe he's dreaming about delicious donuts or something like that?
But sometimes... Sometimes his face takes on an anguished, almost pained expression. His eyebrows are drawn together, his temples glisten with sweat, he gasps for air through his mouth, and tosses and turns on the pillow, yet he doesn’t wake up. He’s having nightmares. Please hug him, stroke his spiky hair, whisper tender words, and hold him close to your chest again. Your touch will help him calm down and drift back into a carefree sleep.
Vash usually wakes up early in the morning - after all, his workouts won't wait - but if he's sleeping with you, he'll hapilly stay in bed for couple more hours. Or maybe even all day - a day off wouldn't hurt.
Millions Knives
Sleep with you? Sleep with anyone? You risk losing your head for even thinking that!
No! No! And NO again!
He won't stoop that low. He wouldn't allow himself to.
Under no circumstances would Knives sneak into your bedroom at night like an invisible shadow, absolutely certain that you’re asleep, tiptoeing across the floor so that a random creak wouldn’t wake you up and give away his presence. Just as quietly, he won’t lower himself onto the sheets behind you, still keeping his distance, avoiding any physical contact. He won't. He won't fall asleep. Someone like him doesn't need to...
Wait. Or maybe...
To this own disappointment, balancibg on the edge between reality and something vaguely resembling a dream, Knives unconsciously leans forward you. The distance dangerously shrinks to barely perceptible.
No, he still isn't touching you. Maybe only the tip of his nose is almost touching the hair at the back of your head. Almost. Maybe it only seems that way. that doesn't count, right?
Knives is barely breathing. He's so sensitive and alert, even in this sleepy haze. Oh God. Don't you dare wake up. Not now. Just a little longer. Just a tiny bit longer.
He’ll slip out of the bedroom before the first rays of sunlight. He’ll vanish just as quietly as he appeared. Or maybe he was never here at all, and you just dreamed it all up, silly?
Hi oke i already requested this but i wanna do it again since the last one isn’t exactly specific??
In celebration of Trigun stargaze coming out next year, Can you do a Vash x fem reader reunion sex smut? Let’s say after an extremely emotional reunion they head inside a motel and immediately started getting to fuck all night long not caring that they’ll get tired/sore
I look forward to Stargaze. I miss the golden boyfailure.
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A/N: Have to rewatch both version of the anime before the new one. Gonna be fun.
Vash is needy and touch starved on the best of days but when he's spent over a month in the wastelands all by himself he is extra clingy
The first thing he does is eat you out
He was in the desert alone, the man is thirsty for you and he won't stop until his jaw hurts and is soaked with your pussy juices
Easily gets pussy drunk and mumbles praises against you, his words slurred and mumbled
Plunges his tongue into your mouth in a deep, hungry kiss, allowing you to taste yourself
When he finds out that you haven't masturbated since he left he feels really bad for taking so long to come back
Grins when you tug on his hips and pants all impatient
Not overly cocky but he thrives on your words of praise that's for sure
As soon as he gets in inch deep in you he has to clench his whole body in order to stop himself from blowing his load right there and then
Masturbated while he was away but only when he had morning wood
Of course that doesn't compare to the warmth and tightness of your pussy, slippery and sucking him in deeper until he feels his balls pressing against you
Interlocks his fingers with yours once he starts moving fast and deep
Would take more time if the both of you weren't so needy
But don't worry, he can go for as many rounds as you want him to
Good thing that he can't get you pregnant so when you tell him you want a creampie he never says no
Both of you enjoy cleaning each other up after sex in the 69 position, slow and taking your time
Never doubt in Vash wanting cuddles afterwards
How could he not hold you close and be clingy after spending so much time apart
And if you want to go again just tell him, or... start sucking his cock again, that works too, that works really well actually
Because I am ill and depressed and I would like my blorbos to hold me about it. (Literally I am in the middle of the worst cold of my fucking LIFE right now but I persist. Somehow.)
Also it’s kinda wild that it’s taken me this long to write anything for Trigun considering it’s taken over my life entirely since I finished watching TriStamp a while back? So here's me trying to rectify that.
TW/CWs: Written with no definitive versions of these characters in mind (except Knives/Nai) but my clearest point of reference is TriStamp, probably overly sappy in places because I’m allowed it as a treat, pretty romantic in tone because I’m Normal, barely proofread.
Likes and Reblogs appreciated, RQs are open, it’s all under the cut! (If anyone sends me a Trigun request I will kiss you on the mouth /p)
I’m experimenting with layouts, too. What do you guys think?
🥀 Vash the Stampede
Please hold him he has been through so much and he deserves it—
Triple S-Tier fucking cuddler. I will not be convinced otherwise, he’s just the perfect shape for it.
He’ll lay down first and let you move him however you want him so you’re comfy first. Partially does this because of his chronic need to people please and partially because he’s slept in so many weird positions over the years that he genuinely doesn’t mind if it means he gets to hold you.
If you ask, though, his favorite position is any one that makes it easy to put his face against your neck. He just wants to be close.
Being a Plant means he’s, by default, very cool to the touch, I think. Vash is a Well Ventilated King like that—
Also if you let him I think he’ll sneak little kisses sometimes. They never last more than a second or two, but this is what happens when you’re in smoochin’ distance!!
He has dreams most nights, so that means a bit of sleep-talking and mumbling, but if you pet his hair he usually calms down, nuzzling in closer and giving you a little squeeze about it.
🍭 Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Another man who desperately needs a cuddle.
I think he takes a bit more convincing than Vash, though. Like Vash’ll drop everything to give you a hug but Nico is, ironically enough, more of a cat about it. You gotta let him come to you, y’know?
But if you do it’s really nice. He wants to be as close as possible, because he cares a lot and he trusts you, but he’s bad at saying it and this is a good way to make up for all the silence.
He’s strong and you can feel it, but he’s careful. He never crushes you, he's just got you tight so you’re up against his chest all night.
Also this man is a radiator. Blankets are not recommended when cuddling with him because you will wake up in a sea of your own sweat—
He can also be a bit of an asshole about his scruff. He knows it’s rough like the rest of him, but he’s less sorry about it than his calloused hands so guess who’s gonna be on the receiving end of some scratchy-ass nuzzles!!!
He doesn’t sleep-talk, but he does snore, so sometimes you gotta roll him over into a new position to spare yourself the sound.
📸 Meryl Stryfe
Augh... Meryl.... Underrated queen...
I feel like cuddling is not that hard of a sell for her, especially since Gunsmoke nights are cold as shit. And it's compounding with Meryl being one of those people with "feel how cold my hands are" circulation.
Probably gonna have to ask people to donate blankets to The Cause, but hey!! You'll be like two caterpillars sharing a cocoon by the end of the night, and isn't that what it's all about?
Also you're probably gonna want to make sure that cocoon is wrapped up tight because Meryl kicks in her sleep. Not hard, I don't think, but you can definitely feel it in any dreams you have--
Thankfully though, she's very quiet. No sleep-talking, no snoring (usually,) just. A Lotta Movement unless you're holding her especially tight.
I think she's very versatile when it comes to cuddling positions, though. Like some nights she wants to be held and then the next night she wants to be the one doing the holding.
And I'm very firmly of the belief that Meryl is the type to pack pjs whenever she goes somewhere. So like, with Vash and Wolfie you're going to have to deal with various states of undress, Meryl has a really cute, soft two-piece set of pjs.
💼 Milly Thompson
That's right!!! She's here too!!! I felt the need to include this sweetheart even though she's probably the main character I know the least about (one day I will finish '98 and Maximum, this I swear--)
Vash and Meryl being Well Ventilated Royalty 🤝 Nico and Milly being Human Shaped Hot Water Bottles--
Unlike Wolfie though, I think Milly is a much more comfortable heat. Like you can still have a light blanket over the two of you and be okay.
Also low-key I think Milly is objectively the best cuddler in this bunch. She came from a family with like a million kids, she's probably very used to sharing a bed while still being comfortable.
Like if you just tell her how you're the most comfortable she has the position down to a science. It's an observed science, but a science nonetheless!!!
If you ask her what she likes, though, the gal just wants to be cradled. She wants to feel precious and protected, damnit!!
Similar to Meryl, I think she has pajamas packed, and hers is this really long, comfy nightgown that feels really nice to hang on to.
🔪 Millions Knives / Nai
No. [Gets up from my desk]
[I am forcibly placed back in front of my computer] Alright, alright! Jesus Christ, look-- I can play in the space, but truly, down to my core, I feel like there is no way in hell Nai would go down for a cuddle on anyone else's terms. Just like. Idk. "Don't cuddle with this knife pervert" or whatever BDG said in that Polygon Mortal Kombat video I love so much.
Vash and Meryl are Well Ventilated. Nai is fucking freezing. Like the only temperature comfortable way to do this is for you to channel the thickest burrito you have ever seen and pray that's enough blankets.
You get. Maybe an arm out of this trade deal. At least at first. He already went out of his way to get you nice blankets, and you want more? In this economy he's trying to run into the ground??? Humans are so selfish! (He is doing all this complaining while hoisting you and your blankets' mass over to his side of whatever horizontal surface you have claimed as a bed--)
Aside from whatever limb he has on you, I just. I don't think he even sleeps. Like it turns more into a Forced Meditation for him where he just lays on his back and stares at the ceiling while you relax/get some z's.
The Weird Space Onesie Stays ON During Sex Cuddles.
Maybe. Maybe. If he likes you enough... You get to spend a cuddle session swaddled up in that spaceman-ass security blanket jacket/hood/whatever-it-is he wears.
Okay so I know in the realm of fanfiction & what not that Vash is always seen as the touchy feely one.. but I actually think Wolfwood is actually the personal space invader between the two of them.
Here me out here, I'm talking slinging his arm around a shoulder, patting someone on the back a little too forcefully, grabbing someone by the shirt, or ruffling someone's (cough cough Meryl's) hair just to piss them off. I firmly believe that once he's gained comradery with someone he's very casual with touch. Of course he's always gonna throw around sarcasm & wry jokes, but I think once some of the hyper vigilance he was taught by his dad before hopeland & the eye of michael after dies down.. he'd do all that pretty frequently.
On the flipside I think Vash isn't actually all that tactile though, while he likes contact he doesn't initiate it hardly at all. We all know he keeps up the appearance of being just a silly guy even when he's dealing with crushing guilt & refuses to admit his struggles even when it's too evident to deny. I think he worries about being too repulsive/weird to hold contact with even if he wants to do those things.
I have no idea if this even makes sense, but I will absolutely stand on this molehill till the day i die.
T/W: SFW + NSWF content! Minors, do NOT interact with the NSWF part!!!🔞🔞🔞 (SFW and NSWF parts are divided)
A/N: so I've watched Trigun (both 1998 and 2023 versions)... and I believe that my headcanons apply to 2023's Nicholas more than to 1998's one. I know that I mostly post about OPM guys, but I could NOT walk past this man🙏
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Husband!Nicholas who still can't believe that it's real. That you're his wife. That you're his. And he is yours. Forever.
Husband!Nicholas who initially found relationships and marriage unappealing. Until he met you, of course. The way your eyes would light up when you enthusiastically talked about love and devotion to each other did something strange to his heart and mind. Unlike Vash's belief in love and peace stuff, your words didn't irritate him, they... made him feel hopeful (even though he rolled his eyes and tch'ed).
Husband!Nicholas who can't help but get jealous when someone steals your attention from him. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't happen every time you speak to someone but him. Usually, it bothers him when he feels how your hand slips away from his, how you lean in closer to your companion instead of your husband, how loudly you laugh, how much you seem to enjoy talking to the other person. Fortunately for him, something like this is quite rare, as you mostly spend time together or with Vash's group. If some stranger takes too much time and has too much fun with talking to you, Nicholas doesn't act like he would in the beginning of your relationship and doesn't cause a scene. He simply pinches your butt while smugly looking at the person you're talking to as if nothing is happening. And you? You take the hint and end the conversation before your husband could decide to show everyone that you're his. And believe me, he has many extraordinary ideas to do that, so you don't even want to think about it, not wanting to feel embarrassed.
Husband!Nicholas who pretends to be stupid when other women try to hit on him. Moreover, he takes his time to enjoy their desperate flirting. And no, not because he likes to receive attention, but because he loves to show that he's already taken and reject them. That's his way to punish homewreckers or stubborn ones who can't take the hint. It usually goes something like this: "You suggest going to that restaurant?.. Yeah, it looks nice. I think my wife will like it. Thanks for idea." – and then he looks at their perplexed face with a smug grin and walks away. Alright, sorry, that's actually a bad example because he's way more savage and ruthless.
Husband!Nicholas whose flirting never stops and, moreover, gets more shameless, ranging from your beauty to the passionate nights you both shared– Oh, and yes, it's his favourite way to get your attention. Not only he manages to focus you on him, but he also gets to see your cute flustered face. That's a win-win for him.
Husband!Nicholas who loves to refer to you as his wife. "Enjoying my wife's beauty, huh, Vash?", "Maybe you should ask help from my wife, Meryl. She's an expert at this.", "See that angel that god sent to us? Yeah, that's my wife." and other similar stuff can be heard from his mouth every day. Yeah, this man loves to show you off.
Husband!Nicholas whose pet names for you have hidden meanings. Sunshine is the light you provide for him. Angel is a mere attempt to describe your character and, hell, he sometimes believes you were sent straight from Heaven. Love is not only what he feels for you, but it's also what keeps him going. Flower is a symbol of life and a hope to make existence on Noman's Land better, just like you are to him. Dear/darling is the way to describe how much you mean to him. Priceless is the literal meaning of the word, you're the only one who matters to Nicholas. Woman is a playful banter that shows his exhaustion or annoyance at your antics. Mrs. Wolfwood is a flirtatious reminder that you're his forever. Of course, there are many different pet/nicknames he calls you, but these are his favourite ones.
Husband!Nicholas who is not a romantic, but his gestures still charm you. He loves star gazing with your head resting on his shoulder and his arm wrapped around your shoulders to keep you warm. He always asks you to find the brightest star, and as you point to the sky, he dismisses all your answers and boops your nose, saying "It's right here". Much to his surprise, Nicholas finds out he enjoys slow dancing with you while some good old jazz plays in the background.
Husband!Nicholas who instantly remembers the night he proposed to you. The most ironic thing was that it was unplanned, but wished at the same time. He'd go for days, even weeks, not knowing how to pop up the question, with a ring box in his pocket. One evening, you have a nice candlelight dinner under the sky, full of worms, with lovely music accompanying you as Vash and the rest of the group are busy with their stuff somewhere. After you finish eating and talk for a while, Nicholas stands up, offering you his hand and inviting you for a dance, and you accept it. You exhale relaxed and close your eyes, placing your head on your man's chest and listening to his heartbeat. He kisses the top of your head and whispers sweet nothings into your ear, holding you against him. "Take my hand... Take my whole life, too... For I can't help falling in love with you... For I can't help falling in love with you..." Nicholas sings along, and as he swirls you around, his body automatically gets down on one knee and brings out the box, opening it. "Marry me," the smug grin appears on his face. Only when you exclaim the cherished answer, Nicholas realises what is going on and gets nervous, even though there is nothing to worry about any more. The rush of adrenaline makes him hug you tightly and kiss you passionately, forgetting to put the ring on your finger. (he definitely smoked the whole pack of cigarettes in one minute after this)
(sorry y'all, once I imagined this scene, I couldn't stop thinking about it... and yeah, let's pretend Elvis Presley's art exists in this universe)
Husband!Nicholas who isn't an idiot and perfectly realises that you're his weakness and in danger because of him. Even though he vows to protect you, he understands that things can get bad, and you'd need to stand up for yourself. So he sometimes trains you, teaching you some basic stuff he knows. You learn pretty fast, and he's proud of you, but it still doesn't ease his worry, knowing how much enemies like to pounce on innocent in groups. "Angel, I want you to understand that I teach you this so you could put up a fight if anything happens and I'm somehow not here to protect you. But please, use this knowledge only if things come to the pinch, got it? I know you're a capable fighter, but if you can run away instead of attacking, flee. As fast as you can. And call for me if the situation doesn't require the opposite. Promise me?"
Husband!Nicholas who never stops being protective of you. He's always there to fire back at bandits, use Punisher Cross or his body as a shield for you, or simply take you in his arms and run to get you to the safe place. Earlier, he would just fight and kill. But now, his top priority is you, so he needs to make sure you're out of the harm's way before he could take care of villains. But if you somehow get hit, a bullet grazes you or a small bruise forms on your skin... well, Nicholas is not responsible for what comes next. Assholes should have thought first before hurting you. No one will take you away from him, no one.
Husband!Nicholas who flirts with you and jokes around most of the time to make you smile. But unfortunately, your happiness doesn't fully depend on him and external factors have influence on you. It breaks his heart to see you cry, especially if you're sad over things he can't control. One thing is when he is a jerk and disappoints you, but the other one is when someone or something makes your smile disappear. Despite being in a relationship with you for so long, he still doesn't know how to comfort you. So Nicholas settles with holding you in his arms and kissing your temple. Sometimes he even whispers reassuring words into your ear, tells you a similar story that happened to him or share his philosophical thoughts with you. Little does he know that it's the comfort you need.
Husband!Nicholas who can't get the disappointed look on your face out of his mind after arguing with you. Fights with you rarely happen, but they still happen. Usually, it's either because he's frustrated with your stubbornness to stick to him instead of running away like he asks when you're getting attacked or because you disapprove of his actions. Your facial expression eats him alive, making him smoke the cigarette after the cigarette until the pack is empty. Nicholas feels shitty for raising his voice at you, even though he always does his best to stay calm. After composing himself, he comes back to you, squats down before you, taking your hands in his or pressing your foreheads against each other, and you both talk it out.
Husband!Nicholas who kisses you like you're his air. In some sense, it's practically how it is. At first, his lips gently move against yours as his fingers cradle your face, then he deepens the kiss, his tongue boldly explores your mouth while one of his hands slides down to your butt and the other one supports your head. Be careful, it will grow into something more than just a kiss. For some reason, Nicholas is okay with making out on the street or in the pub or any other crowded place, but when it's just Vash's gang, he prefers quick kisses. He likes to peck your face randomly, so he could make you flustered or at least put a small smile on your face (and to show you affection and support, of course). He definitely finds it's endearing when you stand on tiptoes to kiss him, and this bastard makes sure that you work for it (if you're shorter than him, that is).
Husband!Nicholas who kisses his ring as his lucky charm before getting into a big fight. Vash, being the innocent soul he is, actually believes it's for luck and tries to kiss the ring. Poor guy ends up being punched in the face.
Husband!Nicholas who is not ashamed to show off hickeys that you left on his neck and chest. Maybe he even will loosen his shirt more to show everyone he's loved by his wife (and so you could stare at him more, too). This man is also shameless when it comes to leaving his marks on you. Expect that there is always a purple spot on your skin that everyone can see. And what about hidden parts of your body? Only Nicholas knows how many hickeys are there (hint: a lot).
Husband!Nicholas who loves burying his face in your hair. It's like a safe haven for him where nothing else matters, and it's just him with the love of his life. He mostly does that in the mornings/evenings when you're cuddling. He also likes to hug you from behind and press his nose against the back of your head after some tiring event. You just stand there in silence, letting your man have a moment to calm down and be at peace.
Husband!Nicholas who hardly ever cries in your presence. The maximum that you've seen is his teary eyes when he talked about Livio or how much he's scared to lose you after having a bit too much of alcohol. Oh, and there was also one time when he thought you were died... and you don't know what happened then because everyone doesn't dare to say anything and Nicholas straight up refuses to answer you. The only thing you remember is how tightly he hugged you and how wet your shoulder got when he found you safe and sound.
Husband!Nicholas who is uncharacteristically handsy with you. There is always a hand around your waist or his fingers tangled with yours, he also likes to wrap his arm around your shoulders when you're going somewhere. And you cannot tell me he doesn't love to ruffle your hair whenever he wishes to.
Husband!Nicholas who never admits it, but is a sucker for cuddles with you. He can't go a day without having you in his arms. So yeah, cuddles before falling asleep and after waking up is a must. As for the rest, the place doesn't really matter to him as long as he gets to hold you close while you rest your head on his chest. I don't know why, but I feel like it's not rare for both of you to admire the night sky together on some high roof with your legs draped over its edge (your body mostly rests on his, tho). It sounds scary, but you always feel safe with Nicholas and you don't fear anything when he's with you. And yeah, sorry to break it to ya, but he's the little spoon ONLY when he feels tired and wants nothing more than to be held by you and burry his face in your chest.
Husband!Nicholas who gets grumpier and grumpier with every minute he spends away from you. Vash likes to tease him about it, which makes your man even more sulky. Only your photo that he carries around can help him to survive through such a torture.
Husband!Nicholas who admires how his shirt looks on you, especially in the mornings. You like to leave a few buttons unplugged, but he likes to joke that you don't even need to button up the shirt... and actually proceeds to make it more loosen. However, he prefers to be the only one able to see you like this. Despite loving showing you off, he doesn't want other men ogling you up.
Husband!Nicholas who sits between you and Vlash in Meryl's car and places his head on your shoulder, snoring loudly. If you're the one who is taking the nap, he makes sure you make yourself comfortable and caresses your head.
Husband!Nicholas who snores loudly not only in the car – basically, wherever you're both sleeping. And no, you can't run away from his snoring because once his hands get to you, there is no way of freeing yourself as his grip on you gets really tight. So yeah, you're tied until your man wakes up and lets go of you. I hope you've already have figured out that there is also no way you can prevent getting captured. Nuh-uh.
Husband!Nicholas who has some lollipops in his pocket just for you. And when you ask him one, he of course gives you it. How can he deny his beloved wife? The only nuance is that... he unwraps the sweet and licks it. "Ah, sorry, sweetheart. It looks like I couldn't help but kiss you," he teases, wanking at you and giving you a lollipop, smeared with his saliva. The same thing goes to when you ask him a cigarette (if you smoke).
Husband!Nicholas who buys you sunglasses as a present one day, saying that wearing them would be Wolfwood's feature. What he didn't plan is that he wouldn't see your beautiful eyes as much as he used to. All his attempts to make you stop wearing the accessory go in the vain. You gotta wear your husband's present, don't you? Otherwise, it will be a waste of money, right? Nicholas doesn't really know what to do here.
Husband!Nicholas who jokes about freeing you from your periods for nine months. You don't take his words seriously, but little do you know that he actually means them. His heart melts when he sees how you interact with kids at the orphanage, they even start calling you their mum. Nicholas catches himself imagining family life with you, and hell, it's nice.
Husband!Nicholas who is torn between his wish to have a child/children with you and the risk that comes with it. Not only it means that you both need to settle down, but also there is a chance that The Eye of Michael might come after you. Nicholas is already risking by marrying to you. In addition, he's concerned about how his genetic modifications might affect you during pregnancy and a baby. He will be damned if he somehow affects your wellbeing... Orrr maybe you should play it safe and adopt a kid? Ugh, this makes his head hurt and smoke a lot.
Husband!Nicholas who never misses an opportunity to show off in front of you. Doing his trick with the lighter, swirling his Punisher around his body, hitting targets while looking at you instead of taking aim, carrying you in his arms while jumping from one roof to another. The last one gives him bonus points because he adores how you cling to him.
Husband!Nicholas who doesn't believe in miracles and whatever "sappy crap" there is, but he for sure believes you're his blessing and that he's a lucky egoistic bastard. Otherwise, he can't explain how the world gets more colourful and brighter when you're with him. And Nicholas will do anything to keep it this way.
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Husband!Nicholas who is a total pervert when it comes to you. He swears he hadn't much experience before you, but you don't believe it because this man is really good at pleasuring you.
Husband!Nicholas who loves having you in his lap (and feeling how your pussy throbs), but you know you should be careful. Why? Well, because a certain man gets hard, feeling how you squirm between his legs. Gladly for him, you're here to cover his bulge. Sometimes you like to tease him and make him more aroused by wriggling. Do I really need to say that you get punishment in the bed afterwards?
Husband!Nicholas who can't keep his eyes from you when you suck him off. If you make eye contact with him, he won't break it until he cums deep in your throat. When he's feeling lazy, he simply tilts his head back and smokes, enjoying the magic you do with your mouth.
Husband!Nicholas who commands you not to swallow and to stick your tongue out, showing him sperm all over your mouth. After that, he leans in closer and capture your lips in a hot make out session. He also likes to cum in your face and chest (and clean you, using his mouth).
Husband!Nicholas who likes giving no less than receiving. The way you taste and smell, crush his head with your thighs, how warm and juicy your cunt is, how you moan his name and tug on his hair – he can't get enough of it. He'd eat you out even in the middle of a fight (I'm not joking). His favourite position is when he's kneeled down before you as your body pressed against the wall or any other surface and your leg draped over his shoulder.
Husband!Nicholas who says "Did my milady miss me?"... to your pussy. Yep, he refers to your vagina as his milady and actually talks to it. Sometimes, when he's in a playful mood, he prays aloud, thanking whoever out there for his meal (or should I say milady's existence?). This bastard also isn't shy to directly ask you how his milady is doing in front of everyone. Though, others think that it's one of his pet names for you (much to your relief).
Husband!Nicholas who doesn't moan, but still grunts and groans softly. He praises you during receiving or giving, but during sex he likes to make some dirty comments instead. "M-m, gonna fill you up nice, honey", "I swear, you get tighter and tighter every day", "Come on, moan louder and scream my name – let everyone know I make you feel this good", "You came three times yesterday. Think you can do more today?" are some of the things he usually says.
Husband!Nicholas who isn't really into kink stuff. Daddy kink, bondage, suffocation, degrading, spanking and other stuff is past him. For him, sex is about worshipping and pleasuring you, so yeah, there is no way in hell he will make you uncomfortable (even if you're not against it). However, he can get a bit rough with you after a difficult day and can enjoy a little role play.
Husband!Nicholas who watches you strip in front of him while laying on the bed. One of his hands is supporting him while another one is stroking his dick, his signature smirk appears on his face and a satisfied "Fuck yeah, that's my wife" leaves his lips. Please do spoil him by wearing sexy lingerie. There are also nights when your roles are switched, and you get to see your husband topless. He likes to seduce you by slowly unbuttoning his shirt and showing off his muscles. He takes your hand and leads it down his abs before pinning you under him and... you know what comes next. Unfortunately for you, you never see him taking off his pants and underwear while stripping.
Husband!Nicholas who prefers to be the dom because he likes seeing how good he makes you feel and also because it's one of his ways to show his love for you. It can sound cheesy, but missionary is one of the most used positions. When he feels lazy and just wants to watch your tits or ass jiggle, he has you in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions. He definitely supports his head with his hand and sluggishly smokes with another one (or softly grabs your side).
Husband!Nicholas who is kinda into public sex. I mean, if you're both horny and don't have any place to safely get intimate, your man has no problem with dragging you into the nearest empty alley and having his way with you. He muffles his grunts by biting down your skin around your neck, meanwhile you struggle with silencing yourself. You try your hardest not to draw unnecessary attention, but dang it, it's so difficult. How can you go mute when his dick brushes against your weak spots so perfectly? Nicholas tries to tone you down by kissing you, whispering "S-sweetheart, as much as I love to hear your moans, you gotta be quieter now. We don't wanna get busted, do we?". Sometimes he shoves his fingers or your panties into your mouth to shut you down. After you're done, you both clean each other with your mouths, by the way.
Husband!Nicholas who, despite his worry about accidental pregnancy, has breeding kink (I know I said he isn't kinky, but bear with me). Filling you with his semen feels like heaven, so he considers getting a vasectomy (let's imagine they have that). But the image of you growing round with his kid stirs something inside him and makes Nicholas go nuts. A restless and steamy night is guaranteed for both of you.
Husband!Nicholas who idly cuddles with you after sex. He's definitely not in the mood for doing anything else and just wants to relax and chitchat with you. Alright, he also has some energy to smoke (unsurprisingly). But if you insist on cleaning up, he will carry you to the shower (like I said, he doesn't miss an opportunity to show off). Or he will simply use wet wipes in case you're both too tired.
Husband!Nicholas who continues holding you close to his chest even after you fall asleep. He doesn’t even smoke at this point – just simply enjoys the moment, appreciating what he has now. Sometimes he’s afraid to close his eyes because this could be your last night spent together– No, he shouldn’t think like that. He will keep you safe and you both will happily live together. No matter what.
◉ Synopsis; A survivor of the Great Fall- a SEEDS scientist- finds Vash on their journey to endure the harsh conditions of No Man's Land
◉ Content; spoilers for Trigun Stampede, platonic to romantic headcanons, fluff, some angst, gn!reader, slight canon crossover
◉ A/n; these got kinda long, so bear with me lol. Hope you enjoy!
After the Great Fall, you'd lived on one of the surviving ships for a little under a century, going in and out of cryo-sleep. Over time, as the crew that was left pushed the Plants to their limits in order for the remaining occupants of the sip to survive, many of the Plants died. The ones that remained soon rebelled against their abusers
Not long after coming out of cryo-sleep for what you didn't know would be the last time, the sips alarms were blaring. You ran to check on the Plants, but nothing could prepare you for what you were about to experience
Inside the Plant room, each of the Plants pushed themselves to their limit, the energy output threatening to blow up the entire ship
You and the few others who managed to escape the blast were then thrust into a cruel, harsh environment, forced to make difficult decisions for the sake of survival
of the few that survived the blast, you were the only one to make it to the nearest town
the inhabitants of Jenora Rock were wary of you at first, but as you demonstrated knowledge and experience that would aid in their survival, they warmed up to you, and eventually trusted you as a friend and part of the community
Wanting to atone for the sins in your past, you spent much of your time attending to the Plants in Jenora Rock until an issue came up that even you couldn't deal with; One of the Plants was dying from overuse
That's when Vash showed up in town. He performed a miracle you couldn't explain; bringing the Plant back from the brink of death, thereby restoring water and resources to Jenora Rock
Afterwards, the townspeople asked Vash to work alongside you, to help keep the Plants functional- and he agreed, for a time
In the time you knew Vash while he briefly lived in Jenora Rock, the two of you became close. Your thoughtful, somewhat sad nature drew Vash to you, the mystery of what exactly caused your stoic nature eluding him until you decided to trust him completely
You disclosed to him the many sources of guilt that kept you up at night, the nightmares of repeating the mistakes of your past. Vash listened without judgement
In your short time with him, Vash became your most trusted confidant, your friend, and- you hoped- eventually something more
Beneath your stoicism was a powerful current of emotion- protectiveness, regret, passion and a drive to be different- to be better
Vash saw this deep undercurrent in you, and in it, his hope for humanity. That flicker of what humanity could be- the ability to grow and change, to learn from mistakes with grace and treat others with compassion
This affection wasn't one-sided either. However, not knowing of the extent of Vash's feelings for you, you remained quiet until it was too late
The day eventually came for Vash to leave Jenora Rock for reasons he couldn’t- or wouldn’t- explain
Little did you know, you'd see him again some years later travelling with a young woman and an old reporter. Your chance to voice what was never said all that time ago has finally come
hello! i was wondering if i could request ur thoughts on how vash would handle an argument with his s/o :0 ? and how it would vary depending on who's "right"
how would he apologize? how would he recieve the apology from his s/o? thank u!!
ohhhhh anon I enjoyed this sooooo much! Not sure if it's very canon compliant, cause I can't remember a lot of arguments from manga now. But I just rolled with the vibe here 💖
How Vash handles conflicts with his s/o:
If Vash is "in the wrong" (he hurt his s/o):
Initial Reaction:
He wouldn't cause a scene or break down outwardly.
Instead, you'd feel him withdraw - emotionally and physically. His voice would get quiet and tight. He might lower his gaze, shoulders tensing like he's physically bracing for losing you.
No desperate outbursts, no over-explaining. Just a devastating, quiet guilt eating him alive.
How he apologizes:
It would be measured, almost painfully soft - and incredibly sincere.
He'd give you space first, only approaching when he’s sure you want him to. When he speaks, it's direct, low, full of vulnerability: "I'm sorry. I was wrong. I won’t make excuses for it." He wouldn't beg or plead - he'd respect your right to be upset. You might feel like he's holding himself at a distance on purpose, as if he believes he deserves whatever hurt comes next.
If you forgive him:
He'd let out a breath he didn’t even realize he was holding - a very small, very real sign of relief.
He wouldn't immediately fall into you, he'd still act a little careful around you for a while, being overly cautious.
Eventually, when you reach for him first - that's when he'd crumble a little, quietly leaning into your touch. He may cry, but will try his best not to.
If you're in the wrong (you hurt him):
Initial Reaction:
Again, Vash wouldn’t lash out. He’d go quiet.
He wouldn't guilt-trip you, wouldn’t retaliate. He might even pretend at first like nothing happened, brushing it off with a small, distant smile. ("...It’s fine.")
But you'd feel the way something between you shifted - how guarded he became.
How he receives your apology:
When you finally apologized sincerely, he'd pause. Listen. You might see him study you carefully - not to judge you, but to truly understand your intent.
His forgiveness would come easily, but it would be quiet and serious: "Thank you for telling me. It means a lot. I forgive you." If you seemed self-loathing about it, he’d gently stop you - not with big speeches, but with small, grounding gestures: reaching out to brush your knuckles, wrapping his arms around your shoulders.
Aftermath:
He wouldn't dwell on it - he'd just live out his forgiveness by continuing to be kind and steady, without needing to rehash the past unless you needed to.
If it’s a neutral misunderstanding (no one really “wrong”):
Initial Reaction:
Vash would stay level-headed.
He wouldn't raise his voice or storm out. If he needed space to think, he'd quietly ask for it ("...Let me think for a little while. I’ll come back.") instead of escalating.
During the conversation, he would listen very intently — possibly staying quiet for long stretches, weighing his words carefully.
Apologies would still be mutual.
His apology would be something simple and heartfelt: "I'm sorry for hurting you. I didn’t want that." And he'd look you in the eyes when he said it, making sure you knew he meant it without adding unnecessary pain.
Reconciliation would be subtle: a return to small, quiet gestures of trust. A cup of coffee set beside you, a small hand brushing yours, a silent invitation back into closeness.
If it’s something really bad (betraying his ideals — e.g., killing someone):
Here is where he would finally break the calm.
If you did something he deeply, fundamentally believes is wrong (especially violence against innocent people), you would see real anguish.
His voice would sharpen — not loud, but cutting. He would look at you like he’s seeing a tragedy unfold before his eyes. "Why...? You didn’t have to…" But even then ... even then - he wouldn’t hate you. He'd try his best top understand why.
His first instinct would still be grief, not anger. Grief for you, grief for the choices made, grief for the world that keeps pushing people into pain.
My conclusions:
Vash internalizes conflict rather than externalizing it.
His apologies are soft, serious, and measured, not overly emotional outwardly.
He forgives easily but not carelessly - he thinks forgiveness is necessary for continuing with living on, not optional.
Arguments are lived through, not fought. He handles conflict with the same approach as life overall: quiet persistence.
( I wrote this after watching that 1998 anime. It might be a little hard to follow in some parts, but I really tried my best. There were so many times I almost gave up on this story, but I wanted to let the imagination in my head run free, so I kept going. I hope someone out there feels the same way I do lol 555 )
🔞 Warning: Adult content ahead, but it’s only in the character’s imagination. Nothing too extreme — just enough to make you smile 😆
Being naturally clumsy isn’t funny at all
Have you ever wondered how someone who’s clumsy by nature actually survives day to day life? Let me tell you — it’s just as bad as a comedy skit.
The other day, you tripped and fell right on top of your boyfriend Eric while he was taking an afternoon nap on the couch. Your feet got tangled like dominoes, the world spun, and before you could even make a sound, you let out a little “Oof—” as your cheek landed straight on the crotch of his pants.
His soft cock pressed right against your flat little nose. The impact made you choke for a second, and then this weirdly intoxicating, warm smell from between his legs drifted straight into you.
Your whole body suddenly felt hotter than it ever had before.
Eric woke up instantly, eyes wide, immediately trying to pull his legs away — but that only ended up wrapping his thighs around you even tighter.
“Babe… what are you doing down there?”
“S-sorry…” The moment you spoke, your hot breath hit him through the satin fabric of his pants, brushing right against the center beneath his underwear. Eric’s breathing slowed down, shaky and unsteady. He grabbed your small hand that was resting on his thigh and gently stroked it, like he was trying to comfort you.
But that only made him get harder.
“Ugh— stop rubbing it for a sec…” His voice came out low and raspy, almost scary. He tried to shift his legs away on instinct, but every little movement just made your flushed, soft cheek rub even more against his length. Your nose pressed deeper into him, and Eric’s whole body shivered. He barely managed to keep a straight face.
Those sharp blue eyes stared down at you — panic mixed with something he really didn’t want you to see.
Lust.
He couldn’t believe he was already turned on right after waking up, just because you woke him in the weirdest way possible. His hands twitched, fighting the urge to grab your hair and pull you up into a kiss.
“Babe… get up quick… doing that to a guy isn’t good, you know…” He gave an awkward, shy smile, trying to play the situation off lightly, even though his cheeks were just as red as his quick, shallow breaths.
He could feel your soft cheek resting on his skin, pressing tight against his thigh and grinding against the hot, hardening rod underneath.
The corners of his dry smile crinkled as he tried to hide that he was fully turned on now. Even those bright blue eyes turned dark with something you’d never seen in him before.
Desire.
You looked away. “I’ll get up right now…” As you said that, you grabbed his legs to push yourself up. Eric jolted, his thighs trembling without meaning to. He watched you slowly pull away, that tingling sensation drifting farther from him.
But it still left warmth behind.
And then his imagination ran wild.
He pictured himself grabbing your hair, forcing your face harder against his cock — your flushed cheeks pressed tight, his shaft soaking wet, his breathing hot and heavy, whispering sweet, filthy praise while gripping you harder.
Until he came all over your pretty cheeks and cute little nose.
Cum dripping into your lips, then smeared all over your face by his wet cock — especially that stubborn little nose and those mischievous, teary eyes begging him for more.
God, that would be so cute…
“Sorry… I just wanted to wake you up, but I tripped over my own feet and fell on you…”
Eric snapped out of his daydream, shifted to sit more comfortably, and waved his hand like it was nothing.
“It’s fine… it was just an accident.”
Even though he said that, deep down he didn’t want it to end as “just an accident.” It was already hard enough holding himself back from devouring you whole.
He swallowed hard, eyes drifting to you still sitting on the floor, kneeling right in front of him in that dangerously tempting position you hadn’t even noticed yet your shorts had ridden up, showing off your thighs.
Eric quickly scratched the back of his neck, laughing nervously to chase away his dirty thoughts.
“So… did you open your mouth when you fell—?”
Wait! Wrong words! He hurriedly corrected himself.
“I-I-I mean! Just now! I meant why did you fall, uh, fall, babe? You’re not hurt anywhere, right?”
Good thing he caught himself in time. Otherwise you might’ve been shocked to death by what almost came out of his mouth.
Your cheeks were still burning red, body temperature skyrocketing. You sat on your own legs on the floor, absent-mindedly touching your flushed cheek.
“I just… wanted to wake you up… and I’m really not hurt that bad.”
“Good… I wouldn’t want your nose to break from falling on me, you know.”
He laughed brightly, teasing you with a silly joke — but in reality he knew that throbbing ache between his legs was still there, just hidden under fabric. If you looked closely you’d definitely notice it pushing up, which is why he sat with his legs closed, hiding it from you.
But clumsy, oblivious you just smiled at his joke, still kneeling on the floor, forgetting to stand up, giggling because you really believed he wasn’t mad at all.
Even though right now he wanted nothing more than to pull you into his lap, grind against you, and kiss your soft cheeks hard while you cried from how good it felt.
He wanted to ruin you even more…
“Ah… let’s go for a walk, babe.”
He smiled like nothing happened never happened, then leaned in and whispered,
“But… can’t we play something else instead?”
The suggestive words were covered up by his innocent-looking face. He tilted his head, staring at you with that confused little expression of yours.
“What do you mean?”
For a split second you caught a sly glint in his eyes, but then it was gone, replaced by his usual cheerful grin. He didn’t answer just laughed instead.
“Nothing! Don’t overthink it. Being clumsy isn’t always bad, you know!” He laughed loudly, voice echoing. “Come on, let’s go get donuts before you end up getting eaten instead, haha!”
Eric easily scooped up your small body, carrying you against his side like a cat, and walked out of the bedroom while the hot, twitching length between his legs was still waiting impatiently for you to set it free.
And next time you fall… if you happen to open your mouth, he might just teach you the proper way to suck on a lollipop. 😏