I want to fuck this pathetic, soggy, wet blanket of a man so UNBELIEVABLY bad. I had to write about it.
Pairing: Vash x Reader (can be trimax or tristamp, really)
Warnings: no REAL smut, but the reader talks about sucking his dick and is EYEING HIM UP. Reader is ungendered, no pronouns, etc.
Yes, reader! Sexualize that man!! ✨
If anyone actually sees this, please request things of me… I’m extremely multifandom and will NOT judge even your insanest of fantasies. I need the writing practice anyway.
You watch Vash fidget with his gun from the other side of the room. He’s sat at the rickety desk of the shoddy hotel room you're staying in. His metal arm glints against the candlelight you're using to “read” your book. Really, you're thinking about, well, him.
He huffs out a sigh of irritation, setting down his gun on the desk to push his bangs out of his face. He closes his eyes briefly.
You grin, “You alright?”
Vash’s eyes flicker towards you from your perch on the bed. He sighs again before replying with a shy smile, “Yeah, just tired. I think.”
You rake your eyes up and down his form. He’s missing his usual red coat and sunglasses; his hair is freshly washed, and he’s wearing sleep clothes.
Vash notices your stare. “What is it, Mayfly?”
You squint at him, thinking. “Can I suck your dick?”
Vash chokes, and his eyes widen exponentially, clearly taken by surprise. “What?!” He finally stutters out after composing himself.
You tilt your head, admiring his shy expression, and shrug. “You look really pretty right now.”
He looks down at himself, then back up at you. “I’m wearing pajamas.”
You hum, swinging your legs over the side of the bed to cross the room and stand in front of him. “I know. I like seeing you all domestic.” You smirk, taking his head in your hands.
Vash pouts at you from his seat below you, pushing his cheek farther into your palm as his hands come to grip the back of your thighs.
“So can I?”
He closes his pretty, blue eyes, cheeks flushed, eyebrows quirked up in contemplation. “Yeah… If you want.” Finally, Vash replies, voice quivering.
You take him in a kiss, humming into his lips. Admiring the sweet taste of his mouth. He relents instantly, already submitting to your touch.
As you part, you mutter against his lips. “I really want to.”
Con Vash, los besos nunca empezaban como en las novelas románticas, empezaban con torpeza y nervios.
Los dos estaban en un bar para tomar unas copas, pero al final termino en desastre, por alguna razón como siempre
—¡A-ah! ¡Perdón! ¡No era mi intención! —exclamó al chocar contigo muy cerca, mientras intentaba esquivar una botella que alguien había lanzado durante la pelea en el bar. Terminaste riéndote al verlo completamente avergonzado por la cercania, con esa enorme sonrisa nerviosa que tanto lo caracterizaba.
—¿Te estás riendo de mí? —
—Un poquito — dijiste con una sonrisa.
—¡Qué cruel! — Infló las mejillas como un niño ofendido, aunque apenas logró mantener la expresión un par de segundos antes de reír también.
Así era él, luz en medio del desierto, incluso cuando cargaba un dolor que jamás dejaba ver del todo.
Las noches eran distintas, cuando estaban solos y el silencio reemplazaba las bromas y el viento recorría las dunas, Vash bajaba la guardia.
Esa noche, acamparon en el desierto, él se sentó a tu lado mirando el cielo lleno de estrellas y no hablo demasiado.
Simplemente disfruto de que estuvieras allí.
—Gracias…— Murmuró casi sin que lo escucharas.
—¿Eh?, ¿Por qué? — preguntaste algo confundida.
—Porque… contigo puedo olvidarme un rato de todo— susurro mirándote, no había una sonrisa exagerada o tontas que siempre hacía, solo una pequeña, completamente real, de esas que eran mucho más difíciles de conseguir.
Giró la cabeza lentamente hacia ti, sus ojos azules brillaban con una ternura inmensa, te miro y tú le devolviste la mirada, sus rostros estaban tan cerca, sus ojos se encontraron con los tuyos, como si estuviera preguntándote en silencio si podía acercarse un poco más.
Cuando se redujo más la distancia, lo hizo con una delicadeza sorprendente, jamás intentaría hacer algo que tu no quisieras.
Esperaría hasta el último segundo para asegurarse de que tú también quisieras lo mismo.
Y entonces…Sus labios encontraron los tuyos, el primer contacto fue suave y cálido, casi tímido.
Un beso corto, como si todavía le costara creer que aquello era real, cuando te apartaste apenas unos centímetros, él sonrió con esa expresión llena de nervios y un sonrojo en sus mejillas.
—¿Eso… estuvo bien? — Susurro nervioso.
En lugar de responder con palabras, tomaste su chaqueta roja y volviste a besarlo. esta vez Vash dejó escapar un pequeño jadeo entre el beso, su mano terminó rodeando con cuidado tu cintura, mientras la otra acariciaba lentamente tu mejilla.
Esta vez era un beso más profundo, más largo, lleno de emociones que nunca lograba expresar hablando, todo el amor que llevaba guardado.
Aun así, seguía siendo increíblemente considerado, nunca apresuraba las cosas, cada vez que necesitabas respirar, se alejaba apenas unos centímetros, apoyando su frente contra la tuya.
—Podría acostumbrarme a esto…— Susurró entre risas nerviosas rascándose la nuca — Creo que mi corazón va demasiado rápido por ti.
Lo miraste divertido con las mejillas rojas. —¿El legendario Vash Stampede se pone nervioso por un beso?
—¡Oye! — Protesto con las mejillas rojas.
No pudiste evitar reír nuevamente, el también y, antes de que la risa terminara, volvió a acercarse y esta vez el beso fue lento, como si quisiera memorizar cada segundo contigo.
Porque, después de todo lo que había perdido en su vida... había encontrado un lugar donde, por fin, podía sentirse en casa, junto a ti.
been thinking about spider-man!vash au and reader...
spider-man!vash who crash lands quite ungracefully onto your fire escape at 2:24 AM
spider-man!vash who realizes a little too late when you open the window with a baseball bat at the ready that he misjudged the aim for his apartment window and instead crashed into yours, the one directly to the right that belongs to you, the cute next-door neighbor he's had a crush on since he moved in four months ago
spider-man!vash who just had a particularly nasty fight with a villain and is injured and exhausted and just wants to pass out in his bed for who knows how little hours of sleep he has left before he needs to be up for work, but hesitantly accepts your offer for first-aid anyway
spider-man!vash who feels terrible for waking you up but is immensely grateful for your hospitality, and he swears to make it up to you in any way he can
(even at your insistence that his work as a hero is more than enough, he still feels he owes you something for your kindness. maybe if he was a better Spider-Man, he'd be deserving of it, to receive the warmth you give freely with nothing expected of him in return. but not yet. not when there is still so much left to be done. so many left to save. so much he still has yet to atone for)
spider-man!vash who lets you patch him up and send him on his merry way, telling him to stop by next time he gets his ass kicked by a villain (he tells himself there won't be a next time, that he should keep his distance for your safety, and for his own good)
spider-man!vash who can't stay away, and, against his better judgement, sheepishly returns to your fire escape with fresh injuries, a hot pizza, and an apology on the tip of his tongue in the aftermath of the next battle
spider-man!vash who is welcomed into your home with open arms and gentle hands all the same, even if he gets an earful about his personal safety (he takes it in stride; it's been so long since he's had someone care enough to lecture him on his wellbeing that he can't help but grin under the mask. you can't see it, but you know it's there)
spider-man!vash who returns the next time. and the next. and the time after that, too. (each time he tells himself will be the last time. he always knows it's a lie)
spidey!vash grabbed me by the neck and will not let go
We are reaching the end of mermay. Quick, imagine mer!Vash with fangs or other sharp teefies. Now.....tell us your thoughts. 🤔📝
last day of may i'm cutting it close #procrastinationmoment but mer!vash with fangs............ i could never forget you 🤤
— mer!vash x reader
little human you sat on the big, flat rocks in the shallows of his home. vash's scarred tail swaying back and forth behind him where he's propped himself up at your feet—curiously prodding at the fleshy appendages. he makes these odd noises too, half-coo, half-gurgle and you're busy trying to decipher if they're a good or bad reaction when his lips peel back from his teeth.
"oh," you breath lowly at the rows of sharp teeth glinting in the low sunlight. you begin to gesture up at your own teeth. "are those..." vash's gaze flicks up to yours—wide, dark eyes so piercing you immediately trail off.
he doesn't speak, you've come to learn. whether by choice or by biology is still a mystery to you, but you've found you don't mind. not when he's this expressive—web ears twitching slightly as you hum another mindless noise when his wet fingers brush your ankle.
you just need to decode what his merman expressions mean and you'll be golden!
"by all means," you huff, vash's clawed fingers dragging dully over the top of your bare foot. "feel me up. weirdo."
your voice is embarrassingly affection, but it's not like vash knows that. hell, you don't even know his proper name—vash being the name of the cove below your house and you figured... well. you weren't thinking straight when you decided to name the merman who emerges from his shallows just to ogle your legs. you rarely are around vash.
sometimes it feels as though he understands you. other times, you may as well be talking to a fish.
quite literally.
vash veers forwards and water splashes up onto the rock you're sat on, his wide chest touching your feet. he peers at your shin with such intensity you can't help but laugh softly.
"must look weird to you, huh?" you wiggle your toes but vash doesn't startle. "i've been visiting you for months and you stare at my legs every time..." you laugh again. "you sure you're not bored yet?"
this time, however, vash leans forwards—teeth bared like a warning sign—towards the inside of your knee.
"vash what—" you try to jerk away from him but the hand on your foot suddenly tightens.
and for the first time since you started visited the cove, you feel fear. your gut swoops as those sharp teeth get closer and closer and oh god you really need your legs not like this please not like th—
oh.
it tickles. kind of.
the way vash drags only the tips of his teeth along the delicate skin. almost like he's tasting you—except there's no tongue involved to your great confusion.
he widens his jaw and the bottom teeth come into play. two sets of razor-sharp teeth scraping you so softly you would believe you're imagining it if not for the very real, very wet, very cold hand with an iron-clad grip on your foot.
you tug your bottom lip between your teeth.
"is this some kind of... is this a greeting? am i supposed to bite you back?"
vash makes another gurgling noise, his other hand landing on your other foot like shackle. his teeth creep up past your knee. you fight the reflex reaction to jam vash's chin with the limb as he rises up out of the water.
he's huge.
a fact that, while easy to forget, is difficult to reconcile with when all eight-to-nine-foot-something of him is threatening to... well. nibble you to death?
vash's teeth creep past your mid thigh, and drift inwards, nipping at the soft skin as he gets nearer and nearer to your core. you shift awkwardly on the rock, unsure exactly when you're supposed to stop him and not quite confident he'll even let you.
god knows you can't force him to do anything. including making him stop this peculiar, almost-tasting of your legs.
his webbed hands squeeze your feet once, twice.
you feel a wet nose brush against the gusset of your bikini bottoms when his teeth reach the top of your thigh and muffle a startled, utterly mortified moan at the sensation.
then, he's gone. backing out of your space with all the grace of a lithe cat.
vash makes what seems like it could be meaningful eye contact with you for a few long seconds and your mouth opens and closes around a soundless noise of confusion.
all before he turns tail and slips back into the water without a sound. leaving you alone in his home—and with an embarrassing warmth lingering in your gut you hope doesn't translate between your species.
it was just a custom, you try to convince yourself. not... not whatever my brain thinks he was doing. do mermaids even know what sex is anyway? probably not, right.
you shake your head and shamefully, just once, squeeze your thighs together for some relief before you rise from the rock and head home.
◉ Synopsis; A survivor of the Great Fall- a SEEDS scientist- finds Vash on their journey to endure the harsh conditions of No Man's Land
◉ Content; spoilers for Trigun Stampede, platonic to romantic headcanons, fluff, some angst, gn!reader, slight canon crossover
◉ A/n; these got kinda long, so bear with me lol. Hope you enjoy!
After the Great Fall, you'd lived on one of the surviving ships for a little under a century, going in and out of cryo-sleep. Over time, as the crew that was left pushed the Plants to their limits in order for the remaining occupants of the sip to survive, many of the Plants died. The ones that remained soon rebelled against their abusers
Not long after coming out of cryo-sleep for what you didn't know would be the last time, the sips alarms were blaring. You ran to check on the Plants, but nothing could prepare you for what you were about to experience
Inside the Plant room, each of the Plants pushed themselves to their limit, the energy output threatening to blow up the entire ship
You and the few others who managed to escape the blast were then thrust into a cruel, harsh environment, forced to make difficult decisions for the sake of survival
of the few that survived the blast, you were the only one to make it to the nearest town
the inhabitants of Jenora Rock were wary of you at first, but as you demonstrated knowledge and experience that would aid in their survival, they warmed up to you, and eventually trusted you as a friend and part of the community
Wanting to atone for the sins in your past, you spent much of your time attending to the Plants in Jenora Rock until an issue came up that even you couldn't deal with; One of the Plants was dying from overuse
That's when Vash showed up in town. He performed a miracle you couldn't explain; bringing the Plant back from the brink of death, thereby restoring water and resources to Jenora Rock
Afterwards, the townspeople asked Vash to work alongside you, to help keep the Plants functional- and he agreed, for a time
In the time you knew Vash while he briefly lived in Jenora Rock, the two of you became close. Your thoughtful, somewhat sad nature drew Vash to you, the mystery of what exactly caused your stoic nature eluding him until you decided to trust him completely
You disclosed to him the many sources of guilt that kept you up at night, the nightmares of repeating the mistakes of your past. Vash listened without judgement
In your short time with him, Vash became your most trusted confidant, your friend, and- you hoped- eventually something more
Beneath your stoicism was a powerful current of emotion- protectiveness, regret, passion and a drive to be different- to be better
Vash saw this deep undercurrent in you, and in it, his hope for humanity. That flicker of what humanity could be- the ability to grow and change, to learn from mistakes with grace and treat others with compassion
This affection wasn't one-sided either. However, not knowing of the extent of Vash's feelings for you, you remained quiet until it was too late
The day eventually came for Vash to leave Jenora Rock for reasons he couldn’t- or wouldn’t- explain
Little did you know, you'd see him again some years later travelling with a young woman and an old reporter. Your chance to voice what was never said all that time ago has finally come
◉ Synopsis; moments when they can't help but stop everything and admire you
◉ Content; seperate HCs for Vash, Nai and Wolfwood x gn!reader, romantic, fluff, slightly OOC Nai
◉ A/n; dude this is such a cute request, thank you!!! I hope you enjoy
Vash
for vash, it's when you show kindness to others. People, animals, insects, inanimate objects- it doesn't matter. Kindness directed to anyone or anything his him staring
Despite his seemingly endless love for humanity, sometimes there seeds of bitterness and resentment that begin to take root in his heart
Obviously Vash loves humans and is endlessly forgiving, but when faced with the worst of humanity time and time again, it's hard for one's resolve to stand strong
When you show kindness to others, Vash's faith in humanity is restored bit by bit. Whether its holding the door open for someone, giving resources to someone in need, or even just telling someone to have a nice day, Vash's heart flutters when he gets to see the best of humanity in you
Wolfwood
Wolfwood can't help but stare whenever you're interacting with kids
Growing up in an orphanage, he didn't have many adult figures in his life to look up to- then, in the Eye of Michael, he grew a resentment for adults- especially ones who harm children
If you're ever in a situation where you're interacting with children, Wolfwood is studying you closely. It doesn't matter what your reaction is- as long as its not outwardly hateful, mean, or hurtful, he's enamored
Even if you're awkward or shy with kids, he can't help but have hearts in his eyes
There's a part of him that yearns for a reality where, as a kid, maybe he would get to meet someone like you
Nai
Nai admires when you speak up for what you believe in- especially if it's a common interest (in a modern au, this would mean something to do with environmentalism- in canon, it would likely be your opinions on humanity)
Having been around people who were willing to lie to protect their own interests, Nai easily sees through any attempts at insincerity
Even if the two of you disagree on the nature of humanity, when Nai sees you speaking so passionately, he can't help but fall in love with you even more
Your honesty, passion and drive to have your opinions heard has Nai enamored with your ideas
If the two of you happen to agree on humanity needing to go for the sake of the world's wellbeing- well then, he's all the more on board with what you have to say
