2. Your favorite character that someone else has played.
Oh gosh thats a hard one. Probably Winnie AKA Jane Air, former english professor now FBI Agent superhero. She’s fucking incredible, I love her.
Then in my D&D game probably Bugbreath, they’re a kenku monk who wants nothing more than to help people. They’re also like, 13 years old in kenku terms, literally a child.
12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.
through a series of successful deception rolls, we convinced an entire building that the word “trinity” meant four and not three in order to “sneak” our friend Phil the FBI agent in, instead of just saying “we brought a friend”
later became a recurring joke and I even made a mug with that phrase on it.
this was more of my own dumb ass at work than anything else. We were waiting for Phil to leave his house so we could drag him to NOLA, and his appearance got described as he came out. “Flannel, jeans, tennis shoes” and MY dumb ass removed the comma between flannel and jeans. We then had a 5 minute conversation about the nature of flannel jeans until we were put back on track.
We were chasing a bank robber speedster and I had Chris looking around to see if they could see him. They managed to JUST see him as he sped by the car Michael was driving. In an effort to get him to stop, Chris leaned out the window of this car and bellowed “HEY YOU SPEEDING FUCK!”, not expecting it to work.
It did, and the speedster ate asphalt at 100 miles an hour.
at the beginning of the campaign a picture had been made replacing the holy trinity with “the father, the gun, and the holy toast” as soon as we’d chosen the name “trinity league.” Several sessions later Chris and Winnie had gone to Michael’s house to get him so we could go somewhere (I think it was to talk to phaedra? Another NPC friend of ours) and he was horribly drunk when we got there. So Winnie went about to the kitchen to try and find something to sober him up.
She found expired milk, and a loaf of toast. As in, Michael had taken every slice out of the bag, burned it with his fire powers, and then put it back. Michael is also an ex priest.
Chris’s hero name is Equinox, DM told me once in a conversation how she couldn’t think of their hero name without thinking of the car.
Phil’s middle name is Chevalier, nickname Chevy. When Chris and Phil stood next to each other, they were a “Chevy Equinox”NOTHING CAN MAKE ME REGRET THAT PUN, YOU HEAR ME?NOT ONE FUCKING THING.
13. Introduce your current party.
Androgynous mechanic who actually looks like a mutated bipedal fuzzy cockatoo. Storm if storm was a narc and enjoyed having a punny name. Walking communist manifesto. Space hair lady with the ability to turn off mesh collision irl.
A siren who works at hot topic. Edgelord brawler who hates shirts. If a vulture took human form and used they/them pronouns. The vulture’s surprisingly upbeat twin sibling. Guy who bluffed his way through life and succeeded. If McCree and Reaper combined aesthetics and gave it to a person who had the disposition of neither.
Be gay do crimes and also sell your soul to the god of death. Pure and innocent gender neutral bird who will still kick your ass. Big buff flaming cheeto puff. Pint sized dad with a troubled past. Rat who can cook and skewer you with an arrow at the same time.
20. How did you get into D&D? How long have you been playing?
I got into D&D because of the yogscast’s D&D game having someone in it who I liked watching. Got hooked immediately because I’d been into roleplaying for several years. I’ve only been actively playing tabletop for about a year now, but I’ve been interested in it for… wow only about two years? Feels like longer tbh.
