I don’t know why I’ve always had this like bad habit of associating people with smells…. Like wtf ramos
ANYWAY here’s what I think my favorite most beloved luchadores/wrestlers would smell like and why:
LAREDO KID
yall know sand. like from the desert. ok imagine the smell of sand mixed with aluminum. that’s awfully nice to me and I have no idea why. AND EVERYTIME I DID CARPENTRY WORK AND THSG DAMN PINE HIT MY NKSE? HIS BITCHASS IMMEDIATELY POPPED IN MY HEAD LIKE “hola aquí estoy hola hola” wrap it up buddy. yeah LK smells like sand and aluminum and sawdust. yippee. desert bc he’s the Águila del Río Bravo, and the Río Bravo has sandy shores along it. aluminum bc I have no idea. PINE BC I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.
PENTA
there is no way in hell he doesn’t drown himself in cologne. no way. ok he seems very high maintenance. would smell like linen and strong expensive cologne. maybe a hint of like… rubber. COFFEE EITH HAZELNUT CREAMER. yeah. he just has that aura that screams “high confidence” and maybe a bit of cockiness and that’s why those scents make me think of him (also bc im high maintenance and overly cocky a lot so.)
REY FÉNIX
steam. coconut. Polar Ice gum. all Fénix. if you don’t know what I mean by steam: if you’ve ever been in a bathroom with hot water running from the tub or shower, and all that steam fills the room so much you’re nearly choking. that’s what I mean by the smell of steam. a mix of these suit him bc like… look at him. the mf is always chewing gum, he looks very soft and moisturized all the time (saying this as a compliment not tryna be a freak) and also he doesn’t seem like the type to EVER miss a shower NO MATTER WHAT.
REY MYSTERIO
CURVE CRUSH. I HAVE THIS BODY SPRAY AND EVERYTIME I WEAR IT I CAN NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT REY. besides that, I think he’d also smell spicy….. like chile guajillo. and like fabric softener. what a mix. those smells remind me of home and he reminds me of home so. yah.
SHAWN MICHAELS
THIS ASSHOLE,,,,,, would smell like sweat, Glenlivet 12 Year malt whiskey (bro ts actually smells so good), and exhaust ?? like exhaust from a vehicle yk. why tho? He’s a cowboy, he’s the Heartbreak Kid, he’s Shawn Michaels.
DRAGON LEE
brainrot so bad I can’t drink a redbull without thinking of him. THE BLUEBERRY FLAVOR TO BE SO SO SO SPECIFIC. also like dryer sheets, not even a specific scent but just dryer sheets. AND ATHLETIC TAPE, LIKE THE RESIDUE. Literally bc like he always has tape on EVERY LIMB. he’s always cracked up and he also seems high maintenance.
TINIEBLAS
ok I know I don’t post much abt him but I luv him. mi amorch. ANYWAYS chamomile tea. not brewed, just straight from the bag. I think also rubber. ALCOHOL TOO. NOT LIKE ALCOHOL LIKE THE ONE YOH DRINK BUT THE ONE DOCTORS USE. chamomile bc he’s cool and calm and not super wild. rubber bc he’s old-school and wrestling rings have some kind of rubber to them. alcohol bc… old-school. injuries happen. you clean wounds w alcohol (at least I do). yah.
ok that’s it thank you for investing your time in ramos’ crazy ramble and learning another strange fact about him
