Andrew held the bottle of whiskey tight, “STOP TRYING TO GRAB MY DICK!”

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Andrew held the bottle of whiskey tight, “STOP TRYING TO GRAB MY DICK!”
I honestly don’t think dropping the soap in prison is as bad as people say. Do you know how hard it would be to get up behind somebody, line up, and push in all in the span of time it’d take to pick up the soap?
*hungover drew is hungover*
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Silas: so i got time to kill in a gb suit and netted 90s tell me somethin fuckin interestin kids
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Andrew: I escaped the city and followed the sun
Andrew: aka aiden and i got a car and we're going town-hoping
Andrew: any souvenirs u want?
Okay so I went to this bar yesterday night and I ended up leaving with this girl who at the time was all cute and fem and all that good stuff. Now granted I don't really remember most of last night because I was drunk as fuck but when I woke up this morning I found out that she was definately a dude.
There should never be a such thing as a still picture. All pictures should move. Even paintings. Especially paintings.
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Drew: Okay.. I'm trusting you
Drew: i need you to meet me in the tapas place just around the corner of the hotel
Drew: and bring underwear