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artist and explosives specialist "shit your beauty's damn disfigured"

[zaynharry]

[silasvargas]

MARLEY KNOOOOOOWS 👌🔥

[ayjames]

I’m not sure how you’ve been celebrating your twenties, but I certainly haven’t been by watching porn. S’counter intuitive. 

[silasvargas]

I take pride in critiquing amateur porn, it’s a laugh when it wants to be.

[bcautiisms-deactivated20160716]

And the difference between you and the people of Ethiopia is that I don’t recall being in an environment where I’m around them. Granted, I’m not around you much either, but it’s still weird to hear some of the foods you talk about. I really don’t think I care too much about you Vargas’ diets, y’know. Just a heads up and all.

[silasvargas]

Ya’ should visit though - great culture, arabesque scrolls; all that sunny palava. Don’t think my brothers much care for my love for foreign food.

[silasvargas]

text — pookie.

Dougie: me being bald would be so ugly

Dougie: but fr nah

Dougie: finished it last week.

Silas: you'd look like a

Silas: cuban baby

Silas: how was it

[ftkayla]

This is true. Now back to all this food, what even is any of it because I’m intrigued.

[silasvargas]

Chicken stew and Ethiopian sour bread. It’s gorgeous. S'better then gettin’ head - in some cases. Want some? Looks like ya’ need some skin on those bones.

[xoitsnicole-archive]

So… Basically… You’re sitting around eating foods no one has ever heard of and you’re just listening to music. That is so boring!

[silasvargas]

Self-loving is my forte. If that’s boring it’ll have to do.

[silasvargas]

there are americANS in my hoUSe

[ftkayla]

I am so glad you said feed there.

[silasvargas]

Please, I wouldn’t do that to Jax.

[silasvargas]

text — pookie.

Dougie: *pukes forever*

Dougie: hell no you're hideous so are your feet.

Silas: *shaves ur head so ur hair doesn't get dirty*

Silas: ur all kinds of fucked today

Silas: u on ur period?

[zaynthegreekgod]

[silasvargas]

text — pookie.

Dougie: no i don't know bc i dont go around staring at your feet

Dougie: gross

Silas: come look at my feeeeeet baby gurl

Silas: isn't it great

[ayjames]

Normally when I watch Hell’s Kitchen it comes with subtitles.

[silasvargas]

Why - is bullshit shouting not in ya’ vocab? D'you also have subs when you watch porn or like… mermaid docs? Tell me more about ya’ telly habits.

[dylansok]

I-. Oh my. Wow, my apologies, could you repeat that? I’m not sure I understood…oh, but Ethiopian food is great if uh, if that is indeed what you were talking about. 

[silasvargas]

Christ - yea’, darlin Ethiopian food; good listener. Want some?

[bcautiisms-deactivated20160716]

Can I ask why you’re always going on about food that I don’t know if anyone besides you, and maybe your brothers, actually know what they are? I don’t know why I said can I, I was going to ask either way.

[silasvargas]

Y'know, the Ethiopian cuisine originates from the people of Ethiopia. Pretty sure that lot know a thing or two about injera. Tav doesn’t eat proper food, he breathes salt and fake brands.

[xoitsnicole-archive]

Sick day? That sounds like a boring day. You’re just sitting around and eating food.

[silasvargas]

And some bangers of Bob Marley - that man’s my fuckin’ figurative father figure. No days a borin’ day; I don’t live for those, not with my orgasmic foodie self.

[ftkayla]

I am so here for that Ethiopian food even though I don’t really know any of their cuisine.

[silasvargas]

Darl’, I will feed you to the brim.