Chris is a war veteran.
バカ Chris.: It was Spira vs Assholandia.
It was a grueling fight.
Both sides gave everything they had.
But Spira kept dominating.
Knocking Assholandia down to the ground. Givin’ ‘em the one, two. One, two. One, two.
Until finally.
On the hills of Mount Gagazet.
A lone troop of Assholandia by the name of Don Blackfoot strode proudly into enemy territory.
He took everything Spira had to give and asked for more. Came back for more, my friend!
Like a stone statue. Like a tree that wouldn’t budge against a hurricane. He kept fightin’. He kept standin’. He kept a-runnin’.
He met the opposing army at the Calm Lands, and he won.
He took on their chocobos, and he won.
He stode into the hive of Luca with his head held high, met the enemy at the blitzball stadium, and he won.
And Old Don Blackfoot went to meet the commander, El Mohon, at the infamous Thunder Plains.
Oh, it was a fierce battle. Some say it lasted for a week with neither side giving a break.
But on that final day, under the intense rainfall…
Don Blackfoot, beaten, bruised, and bloody, climbed up the highest point in the flames, held all of Spira’s Sigils in his hand, and ROARED in triumph as the heavens cheered, as the thunder chanted his name.
And that, young Giselle, is how I got all the Celestial Weapons, Crests, and Sigils.
