Turn about is fair play: So, if you please, Spleen canon: Ray; Heart Canon: Janine and Dana (and/or other relevant female friends); Gut Canon: Peter and Egon; Junk canon: Janegon
Sticking to movie canon and secondary canon (Comics, the game) for this one, let’s do this!
Spleen canon (Fuck you, canon) / Ray:
I’m guessing him being Pan enters into this category, considering canon and secondary canon only list him as attracted to women and I tell canon, you fool, you absolute buffoon.
Aside from that, he totally wears badass leather jackets to work (Ala Dan Aykroyd in some behind-the-scenes pics). He just doesn’t do it often, as Peter will pick on him relentlessly for it. Go snapping his fingers and humming ‘Jet song’ or ‘Summer nights’ behind him. That and one time fangirls took one of his favorite ones.
Heartcanon (It’s cute, bite me) / Janine and Dana (And the other girl friends):
Janine’s presence is a must in Oscar’s birthday parties, both because she keeps other mom’s talking shit about Dana’s relationships at bay (They FEAR Janine’s wrath) and because Oscar adores her. She dotes on him like she would a nephew. She’s also one of Dana’s go-to calls when things get rough or something good happens and she’s excited and wants to share. It may be months in-between calls but to them it’s like time never passed.
She tries not to baby Kylie too much but it’s hard because ??? Look at her??? She’s an infant??? Must protect from the harshness of the world??? and while she does manage, she still can’t help but be over-protective of her in aspects that are subtle, like if Kylie’s wearing a skirt and someone gives a leering look, Janine’s gonna ‘Accidentally’ drop her piping hot coffee over their crotch area. She also kinda drops too many hints that she needs to sleep more and eat better because she never was to college and doesn’t really know how tight-knit it makes people but GOD KYLIE YOU NEED TO EAT MORE THAN A BAG OF CHIPS.
She’s Jenny’s wardrobe choices #1 fan and it’s the first in line to tell her how amazing she looks in each new outfit. Yes, that includes the animu waifu GB uniform thing she gets later.
Mel is like, the only one who really allows her to be as angry as she wants when she’s angry. Like, most either flee in terror or make no sudden movement sin hopes of not attracting attention, or even try to like, tell her to count to ten and take deep breaths. None of that with Mel, she’s like ‘Hey, you wanna go hit a garbage can with a baseball bat in the back alley?’ ‘Hell yeah!!!’. They’ve also cried on each others’ shoulder after maiming the poor trash can.
Gut canon (This feels right) / Peter and Egon:
Egon pranks Peter waaaay more than Peter pranks Egon. Though sometimes it’s not as much a prank as ‘I let something happen/propitiated something to happen because it would be amusing to me’, cue the shit-eating smile from ‘Do-Ray-Egon’ scene when Peter glares at him after falling for it.
Also also, one time in college, Peter reached for fries out of Egon’s plate and got poked with a fork. Not hard enough to draw blood but enough to learn the lesson (Except this is Peter we’re talking about, what I really mean is he learned not to get caught)
Peter knows more about Egon’s family life than Egon ever told him (Psychologist and all) and Egon is constantly annoyed and weirded out by how much Peter seems to know. It has helped him on occasion, but he can’t help but get antsy about it.
Peter did Egon’s dad the middle finger upon their first meeting because he was annoyed that he kept talking to Egon like he was an idiot or something. Egon got hell for it but he was lowkey grateful that he stood up for him.
Junkcanon (DA SECKS)/ Janegon:
Janine loves turning Egon into a squirmy, flushed mess just as much as she loves him losing his self-control and pushing her into the mattress like not being inside her’s gonna kill him. Maybe a bit more, but just because he’s so damn cute when he’s at her mercy underneath her and she’s fucking his brains out.
Egon loves kissing the patch of skin under her navel because it gets her going like no one’s business and there’s a pretty big ego boost for him when he sees something like a kiss in the right place get that big a reaction from her.
Hair pulling. So much of it. On both parts. And both parts enjoy it a bit too much.