Realized that since im the only one posting the Ethanicosolbaster (a poly ship between Ethan Nakamura, Nico Di Angelo, Will Solace, and Alabaster Torrington) tag that I gotta make headcanons myself. This is bullshit-
So here's my cringy brain dumps that id like to present as an offering to @polyamorousclay!
𑁍 When they first got together, there was a period of time in which Will had a sorta fascination with his eye. And i recently learned the skull caves in without anything to preserve the shape of the socket, so hed probably have asked about that.
❁ A phrase so common between them is "Alabaster what the Fuck/hell did you do!?"
𑁍 NICOBASTER MAGIC DATES NICOBASTER MAGIC DATES NICOBASTER MAGIC DATES. Cause like- best way to test spells, do it on a zombie!
❁ Nico once accidentally slapped Ethan across the face because he was hand gesturing and Ethan walked by at the worst time. It took Nico ten minutes to apologize cause every time he opened his mouth he kept laughing too much.
𑁍 Will likes to make fun of Alabaster's accent (Alabaster with a British accent, hear me out) by mimicking it horribly. Alabaster retaliates by trying to mimic Wills. Ethan just wants one quiet morning but no. (Since Naomi is a country singer, I imagine she purposely exaggerates the accent enough that it rubbed off on Will.)
❁ Will can handle many things gore-wise. Bros seen shit as a medic. But he absolutely cannot handle anything to do with nails being ripped off or skin being torn away. And so Nico will tend to cover his eyes if he knows it's coming up.
𑁍 Alabaster for Ethans birthday once got Ethan a prosthetic eye that lights up when you clap. He partially regretted it when he went to get water at 3 in the morning and nearly had a heart attack when he was met with Ethan standing there.
❁ Dates between them usually consist of them binge-watching a mutually agreed-upon show and complaining when one of the characters does something stupid.
𑁍 They had to stop watching the Good Doctor because Will kept pausing to explain how wrong it was.
❁ Nico has pretty bad claustrophobia due to the jar, and so sometimes when he feels like the room is too cramped he likes to sit outside for a bit. He welcomes any of them to join him. Many heart-to-hearts have happened because of this.
𑁍 Ethan genuinely isn't sure how Alabaster is alive. Bro doesn't drink water until he has a headache, barely remembers that eating is in fact not optional, and that sleep is for more than passing time. At this rate he doesn't know how any of them are still kicking.
That's all! I may post more, not sure, lol. If anyone wants to add anything, P L E A S E. And I hope you like these, Vincent!