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[imtheoppositeofamnesia]

One time I had a dream that they were at a photoshoot with paint and they were in all white. I turned my back for a minute and turned back around and they were COVERED in paint. And Pete looked me in the eye and went "they gave us paint what did you expect?" And Patrick got all mumbly and snuck away like he started it

hahahaha aww. Those troublemaking boys, what are we going to do with them? On the other hand, that would make for a cute photoshoot IRL, they've done weirder ones.

/quick everyone send me weird patrick/fall out boy related dreams you’ve had./

[chicagosoftcore]

Olivia wakes up balling in the middle of the night and trots into Matts room, standing at the door sniffling until Matt stirs. She runs and scrambles to get into his covers. When Matt squeezes her and ask what's wrong she hiccups and says that him and Mr. Hurley are going to break up because it's going to be summer and they won't see each other everyday

Matt smiles and strokes her hair, quietly shushing her to calm her down. 

"Liv, Mr. Hurley and I aren't going to break up," he says. 

Olivia sniffles, "You're not?"

Matt shakes his head, "No, sweetie. Mr. Hurley and I still talk on the phone and we'll still see each other when we go out. I just won't see him as much since you won't be at school." 

"Are you sure you won't break up?" Olivia asks dubiously, wiping her snotty nose on her arm. 

"Yes, Liv, I'm sure," Matt assures. 

[chicagosoftcore]

Mixon teacher!AU where Matts daughter won't stop asking ridiculous questions after seeing him and Andy kissing. Like when he's going to move in and can she be the flower girl at their wedding

Normally, this wouldn't be an issue if she was only asking Matt these questions, but she starts asking Andy if he'll let her be the flower girl and, "Really, Mr. Hurley, I would be such a good flower girl." 

And then it turns into, "Mr. Hurley, if you don't eat meat or cheese, what will you and Daddy have at the wedding?" And Andy finds it so fucking endearing and he just wants to snuggle this child into oblivion for being so precious. 

"Your daughter's been asking me when I'll be moving in," Andy says one day while he and Matt sit outside of a vegan ice cream shop, licking their cones in the afternoon sun. 

Matt tries to hide his smile behind his ice cream and asks, "What did you say?" 

"I said to ask her father."

Matt lets out a surprised laugh. "See? You're already a natural at being a parent." 

[imtheoppositeofamnesia]

trohlman replied to your post: Now presenting my boyfriend’s cat, Gra...

Is it a mutant cat by chance? Perhaps one his laser eyes

yes, definitely laser eyes. always lasers. forever.

[infinitysohigh]

trohlman replied to your post “lets all get tattoos together. yes. all of us. ”

I'm down

i saw Joe's/ Pete's tattoos today and im getting serious tattoo envy. hydra fest or tattoos...???/ hmmmmmmmmm.