My Insane D&D Session
Well, to start off, you need to understand that in this campaign there are these Dragon Gods that all represent human emotions, and who are at war with each other. For example, we had to fight the dragon of sorrow. As it turns out, he had crippling depression. The next dragon we met was the dragon of lust. We had a bard. I think everybody here can see where this is going. And finally, the last encounter of the session was that of the dragon of joy. He’s all about happiness, right? There’s no way he could be that bad, RIGHT? WRONG. Our DM is the most evil troll you will ever meet. The dragon fought us the moment it noticed us. After nearly wiping in the fight, our DM is just sitting there laughing his ass off. His final comment for the night?
“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter!”