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[ik1llmygods]

Wednesday before last

[j-agashi]

ANYTHING WILL DO AS LONG AS I AM WITH THE KIM JAEJOONG... ㅋㅋ

[asonlikehim]

If you are going to surrender, make sure you do it humbly.

Jia Xu, from Dynasty Warriors 7

[asonlikehim]

I wouldn't dream of getting in your way. I’m just here to kill you.

Xiahou Yuanrang, from Dynasty Warriors 7

[asonlikehim]

司马昭之心，路人皆知

曹孟德 《三国》

[The wishes of Sima Zhao is obvious even to a passersby.]

- Cao Mengde, from Three Kingdoms 2010

[asonlikehim]

能戰當戰，不能戰當守，不能守當走，不能走當降，不能降當死耳！

司馬懿 《三國演義》

[If you can fight then fight, if you cannot fight then defend, if you cannot defend then escape, if you cannot escape then surrender, if you cannot surrender then die!]

- Sima Yi, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms

[asonlikehim]

汝欲观曹公邪？亦犹人也，非有四目两口，但多智耳！

曹孟德  《三国志》

[You wish to meet Cao Cao? He is just a normal man - not someone with four eyes and two mouths - only that he is smart!]

- Cao Mengde, from the Records of the Three Kingdoms

[herzrot]

Wenn du mir das Herz brichst dann....moment. Ich hab ja gar kein Herz.