Ok the trolls turn human (kinda like what happened to blinky after "Roaming Fees May Apply ") and they're s/0 has to help them adjust until they can turn back I feel like many people forgot about that episode 🥺👉👈
(Shorter headcannons because more characters)
Bad Guys
Bular
~ He's a baby about it the entire time. He can barely pick up his swords and yet he's still threatening everyone like he can crush them. Promises if his father hears about this there'll be blood. (His father is getting a very lengthy and embarrassing report through the fetch)
~ He continues to work around the Order as if nothings happened. Bular is still huge he's just human instead of a troll. He carries around a sword since he can't carry both and growls at any changelings that piss him off. Many changelings in the Order still fear him and grovel because no one knows home lonh he will be human. However his constant pestering is annoying after a few days and more than a couple death plots are made.
~ Wanting to keep him alive until he changes back into a troll you take him for a walk too cool down. It's the Day time so he's nervous about the sun. You stay in the shade for awhile but finally he gets curious. After all he's never felt sunlight. The warmth washes over him and he hums happy. He holds you close and just enjoys the moment.
~ All in all not terrible but not fun. He complains about everything and finds himself struggling with being smaller and weaker but he does just fine. When he changes back he's less grouchy and is a little nicer to the changelings because they have it hard enough in human form.
Gunmar
~ Kill him now. Gunmar the Skullcrusher a weak fleshbag? There must be a hell as he's living in it. He's very pouty the entire time he's human and mostly locks himself in his room until the spell wears off.
~ You have to force him to eat and drink because he's thinking of starving himself to save him the humilation of leading his troops as a human. He'll hold you close and lamate about how this is a curse and how do you live like this? Have patience if he doesn't kill himself you might.
~ Once he calms down a bit. He's very cuddly. Being a human makes him run at temperatures he's not used too. So he's colder than usual and loves to hug you close and leech off your body heat. He'll pull you into the bedfurs and cuddle for hours just holding you near and scenting you.
~ Still very much a troll just trapped in a human form. You have to keep him from eating things that'll kill him or doing something that'll injure him. Thankfully the transformation does not last long and in a couple days he's back to normal and ordering everyone around.
Angor
~ Angor is both annoyed and intrigued when he wakes up as a human. Waking up soft and squishy was not something he wanted however snuggling up to you perhaps he can live with it. He is just thankful when he finds his human form still has magic.
~ When you wake with a strange man in your bed Angor is quick to calm your fears and you got for a walk trying to brainstorm how this happened. As your walking Angor pauses staring at the sky.
"The sister of the moon. Though I have seen it. I've never truly felt it..." He murmers before taking your hand. You both stand there facing the sun and feeling it's warmth. Maybe this won't be so bad?
~ He is excited to try certain things. He goes to the movies with you, has a daylight picnic, goes to the nearby amusement park, explores a library. It's all new and strange but out of all the bad guys he has the most fun.
~ When he turns back he is very relieved but he must admit being human was very interesting. He's not sure how he changed but if it happens again he won't mind spending time with you out in the human world.
Good guys
Aarrgh
~ The big guys having trouble with it. You and Blinky have to help him out. He wants to eat everything that can kill him and forgets he no longer has his old strength.
~ Very curious troll trapped as a human. He rolls around grassy hills in the summer sun and feels and touches everything. Gets very excited to experience something new and leads you around asking questions as he does things.
~ Aarrrgh is still very big but at least now he fits through most doors. You give him a tour of Arcadia and he's very excited. He's aslo super cuddly! He can't hurt you as badly in this form so he's super cuddly and enjoys holding his friends without the fear of harming them.
~ When he turns back he's happy but he admits he misses the sun. You'll all just have to moon bathe with him instead.
Draal
~ Is intrigued but also disturbed by this chain of events. Wants to know what witch craft has befallen him but also wants to try a bunch of human things like sports and different foods.
~ Enjoys the tour of Arcadia during the day and gets excited to walk in the sun as no troll has done it before. Almost gets hit by a car in his excitement but thankfully is fine.
~ He enjoys watching your human sports and eating the food offered. He probably has half a dozen hot dogs and a few dozen nachos as a human. He also enjoys soda pop and wonders why he's never tried it as a troll, he'd always eaten the cans who knew something sweet was inside?
~ When he changes back he's a little disappointed he can't watch or play games anymore but you make your own versions to play in TrollMarket. All in all he was a bit confused but otherwise liked being human.
