SPOILERS WARNING FOR “THE AMAZING DIGITAL CORCUS: THE LAST ACT (EPISODE 8&9)”
So the other day I was dragged out by my horrid son Dyson to watch some BULLSHIT kids movie. He was/is obsessed with the character Jax (which Dyson calls “goon rabbit”) for some devious reason. He insisted we buy (£67 in grid grist) the collectable popcorn bucket and the “pomni pocket pussy” soda cup. Even though we live in a digital world I guess the pirated version of the film we torrented has poo poo fumes hard baked into the meta data because I’m sure as shit remember making my son (Dyson) shower before going to the theater.
My thoughts on the “film”:
- Bold of them to break from the “I have no mouth and I must Scream” source material and instead pivot to making it a adaptation of “Atlas Shrugged”
- the scene where Jax starts calling Zooble a “giga-hon” was a bit excessive
- when Caine is resurrected I don’t understand why he had to “relearn everything” by licking the soles of the casts’ feet
- the after credits scene was just a 13 paragraph essay from Glitch Prod. talking about the importance of flock camera and Peter Thiel was very strongly worded
- the 45 minute (most of the run time) Baby No Money (whack ass cracker) music video didnt really affect the plot other than introducing the idea of “the benefit of mass surveillance” to the film
All these things happen in the film, I would never lie.
4/10 - gangle good ending
SO SAY I MR TRON





















