#trop shitpost

[cherrymagdalene]

i’ll be honest with you, kitten, daddy is about to crash out !!

[misty-slays-blog]

well well well if it isn't me making more shitty alignment charts featuring the rings of power characters instead of working 🫠

[breathalyzerfail]

SAURON, once he catches Adar: Do you know what it’s like to be tortured by a god?

ADAR: No, but I watched Elrond and Galadriel kiss onc—

SAURON: YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

I just saw

And I

I

I'm so sorry I—

[kitmarloweki]

and the worse is a situationship so toxic that one guy chops off his thumb

[tiredvampire92]

I don’t know if this has already been done with them but omg I had to do it, it’s purely their energy.

[erikasms]

WAIT!

Do you think in Mordor Uruk greet each other with “under his eye”?

Cause I think they do.

[cherrymagdalene]

the creation of this image consumed me like celebrimbor’s obsession at the forge. it is done. now, i can rest.