Something about Troy bond with that stupid long hair, stupid dark red set, that little slutty chain, and even more stupid and slutty glasses, I need answers, I need something
hiii :) i am a huge troy bond fan and i was wondering if you could write a troy bond x fem!reader where she goes to see a show of his and during it he makes a few star wars jokes that reader really laughs at, and after the show he approaches her and they flirt a bit? i'm a big disney nerd so i get all the love troy has for star wars lol
Summary:
Y/N, a big Disney nerd, attends one of Troy Bond's shows where he cracks some brilliant Star Wars jokes that have her laughing uncontrollably. After the performance, Troy spots her glowing with amusement and strikes up a flirty conversation, blending humor and charm to create a memorable first encounter.
Haiii bunnies!🐰✨
Okay so first off thank you so much for this request! This one is for you one of my amazing readers and I totally get it. As a huge Disney nerd myself Troy Bond and his love for Star Wars speaks to my soul. Writing this was a blast and I hope you love it as much as I loved creating it for you! :)
The sticky floor beneath Y/N's sneakers hummed with the low thrum of excited chatter. Laughter echoed anticipation filled the air like static. She found a small table near the back not too close she thought but close enough. Her heart did a little flutter kick nervous excitement bubbling like soda pop. She'd followed Troy Bond's comedy for ages seen clips watched specials loved his energy his quick wit his... well his Star Wars references.
Tonight he was live in her city and she finally got a ticket. The lights dimmed the crowd roared. A voice announced him. And there he was Troy Bond walked onto the stage mic in hand that signature grin spread wide.
He started with some local observations about the city the weird weather a funny interaction he had earlier. Quick easy laughs warmed up the room. Y/N was already smiling wide her cheeks starting to ache a little. He had a presence a way of connecting with everyone instantly.
Then he leaned closer to the mic his expression shifting to mock sincerity. "Alright alright you guys know I gotta talk about my first love right?" A few people cheered guessing. "No not my mom relax." More laughs. "The real first love the one that taught me about fate destiny and why you should never ever trust a guy in all black breathing heavy."
A wave of recognition went through the crowd. Y/N practically vibrated in her seat. Here it came.
"Star Wars people!" Troy declared arms thrown wide. The cheers intensified from pockets of the audience. Y/N let out a loud happy sound somewhere between a laugh and a squeal she couldn't help it.
"Yeah I see you back there!" Troy pointed generally in her direction and Y/N froze for a second before realizing he was just talking to the pocket of fans. She flushed but kept laughing ready.
He launched into a bit about trying to use a Jedi mind trick at a coffee shop. "I was like 'You will give me this latte for free'. And the barista was like 'Sir this is a Starbucks and I need payment'." He shrugged dramatically. "Apparently the Force is weak with retail workers."
Y/N snorted with laughter. That was perfect.
He moved onto Ewoks. "Okay okay hear me out. These little teddy bears right? They take down speeder bikes and AT-STs? How? Is it the sheer cuteness? Is there a tiny Wookiee inside those costumes? I'm convinced they're secretly terrifying."
Y/N howled. A deep booming laugh she often tried to suppress in public but tonight she didn't care. It just escaped. It was loud it was genuine and it felt amazing letting it out.
She saw a few heads turn towards her table and she just grinned unapologetically. This was too good.
Her phone buzzed in her pocket. A text from her friend Sarah who was supposed to come but got sick. Y/N pulled it out quickly glancing.
Sarah: Lol I can hear you from here. Ur laugh is iconic 😂
Y/N quickly typed back Sarah: HE GETS IT SARAH HE GETS THE EWOKS
And put her phone on the table.
Troy was now talking about Han Solo. "Everyone loves Han. Why? Because he's cool he's a scoundrel he shot first!" A cheer went up. "Okay technically in the re-release he didn't but we all know the truth George we know!" This was met with knowing groans and more laughs from the fans.
"And Leia! She's amazing. But seriously why did she kiss Luke? They knew Luke was her brother! C'mon Leia you had options! Han was right there! It's like she woke up one morning and was like 'You know what would be really awkward? Kissing my twin brother! Bet!'"
Y/N was practically wheezing now tears starting to prick at the corners of her eyes. Her whole body shook with mirth. His delivery was spot on his observations hilariously accurate from a fan's perspective.
Suddenly from a few tables over a loud slurred voice cut through the laughter. "Hey! You! Are you gonna do any jokes about men! My husband left me and he was a total jerk! Like a Darth Vader jerk!"
The room went quiet. Everyone turned. A woman probably in her late 40s early 50s was swaying slightly holding a half-empty wine glass. Drunk Karen had entered the chat.
Troy paused his smile still on his face but a glint in his eye. He looked at Karen. "Ma'am I'm sorry about your husband leaving you that's tough." A beat. "But comparing him to Darth Vader? That's a little unfair... to Darth Vader."
The audience erupted in laughter and applause. That was smooth.
Karen wasn't deterred. "He was! He was always breathing heavy too! Like Vader! And he wore black socks with sandals!"
Troy leaned against the mic stand his expression deadpan. "Okay you know what? You're right. That is Vader level evil. Especially the sock and sandal combo. That's... that's Emperor Palpatine levels of messed up."
More laughter. Karen seemed slightly appeased, nodding vigorously. "See! I told you!"
"Yeah yeah we get it" Troy said gently but firmly. "Terrible guy. Look we can discuss your love life after the show. I gotta get back to saving the galaxy here. Unless you want to keep yelling about your evil ex in which case I'll have to call the Sarlacc Pit police."
He held Karen's gaze for another moment a silent challenge mixed with amusement. She finally seemed to get the hint or maybe just got distracted by her wine. She mumbled something and slowly sat down.
Troy took a deep breath the tension diffusing back into laughter. "Alright crisis averted. The Force is restored... for now. Where were we? Ah yes the sequel trilogy..."
He finished his set strong ending on a high note about his hopes for the future of the franchise (less fan theories more actual content please!). The audience gave him a standing ovation. Y/N clapped until her hands stung still giggling about the Karen incident and the sock and sandal line.
Troy took a bow thanked everyone promised to stick around for a bit and walked off stage.
People started filtering out. Y/N lingered taking it all in. The energy the shared laughter the specific joy of hearing someone else nerd out about Star Wars on stage. She smiled one last time tucking her phone into her jacket pocket ready to brave the cool night air.
As she turned towards the aisle a voice called her name. "Hey! Hey you!"
Y/N paused confused. Was someone calling her? She looked back towards the stage area where tables were being cleared.
It was Troy. He was standing by the edge of the stage looking right at her a friendly smile on his face.
Her heart did a full-fledged rebellion. "Uh... me?" she managed sounding far less composed than she wanted.
He chuckled a warm sound. "Yeah you! The one who almost vibrated out of her seat during the Star Wars stuff." He started walking towards her navigating past tables and leaving crew.
Y/N felt a blush creep up her neck. "Oh! Uh yeah that was me."
He stopped a few feet away that grin still there. "Seriously. Your laugh... it was amazing. I could hear you over everyone else especially during the Ewok bit. It was infectious."
"Thanks" she said shyly. "I... really loved the jokes. The Star Wars stuff was perfect."
His eyes lit up. "Right? Someone gets it! The socks and sandals thing? That's real evil!"
"Palpatine level definitely" Y/N agreed a genuine smile spreading across her face. "Though the kissing Luke thing... that one got me good too."
"See!" he threw his hands up playfully. "It makes no sense! Everyone glosses over it!"
They shared a moment just smiling at each other connecting over fictional galaxies and questionable sibling romance.
"You're a big fan huh?" he asked leaning slightly against a chair back.
"Huge" she confirmed. "Big Disney nerd in general but Star Wars holds a special place."
"A kindred spirit" he mused. He tilted his head. "You have a really great energy you know? From the back I just saw this person absolutely losing it with pure joy. It was cool to see."
"Well you're really funny" she said feeling bolder now the initial shock fading. "Like really really funny. And your clapback to... uh... Darth Karen was brilliant."
He barked out a laugh a genuine, hearty sound. "Darth Karen! I like that! Mind if I steal it?"
"Go for it" she grinned. "Consider it a small thank you for the laughs."
He pushed off the chair. "Hey listen I gotta pack up and everything but I'd actually love to keep talking about why Jar Jar Binks might secretly be a Sith Lord or just... whatever." He hesitated for a split second. "Could I... get your number?"
Y/N's stomach did another flutter kick. "Yeah" she said maybe a little too quickly. "Yeah totally."
She fumbled for her phone unlocking it. He pulled his out quickly too. They exchanged numbers the screen light illuminating their faces slightly in the dimming venue.
"Y/N" she said offering her name as he typed.
"Troy" he replied though she obviously knew that. He looked up when he saved it a warm expression on his face. "Okay Y/N. It was really great meeting you... and hearing you laugh."
"You too Troy" she said matching his smile. "Seriously great show."
"Thanks" he said. "Hit you up soon?"
"Please do" she replied the hope evident in her voice.
He gave her a final smile a little wave and started walking back towards the stage area where crew members were busy.
Y/N stood there for a moment phone still in her hand the contact saved. She felt light happy buzzing. She'd come to see a comedian she admired laugh at his jokes especially the Star Wars stuff and somehow ended up exchanging numbers with him.
She finally turned and walked towards the exit a spring in her step. The sticky floor didn't bother her anymore. She had a good feeling about this. Maybe the Force was with her tonight.
Hope that was everything you wanted and more! Writing the Drunk Karen part and Troy's reaction was particularly fun hehe. Thanks again for the amazing request bunnies!
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