#troyebakers

[jackiesarch]

rough night for ol’ cheeseburger

[minaharkers]

“there are rumors that the Hero of Kvatch was actually a son of Martin Septim, sired to him by the lost daughter Lucretzia of the influential merchant family Vendicci of Anvil. most scholars agree that this rumor is highly preposterous, but there are still those who believe it wholeheartedly.”

[visenyatargaryn]

she wore a troubled past like wings — she had been through hell, and though no one could see her demons, they saw the face that conquered them.

[foofygoldfish]

1, 10, 18!

oh okay you just want me to be salty on main today lkjdf 

1. if you could hit any character without repercussions, who would it be?

10. characters that deserved worse? >:]

.... see the last question

uhhhh. okay literally i’m forgetting every other fandom but star wars for these questions and my brain is just going “??????” for that so

maybe hurk sr lmao

18. characters you want to wrap in a blanket and tell them they’re going to be okay?

f a i t h

also sharky and staci (rowdy boy and soft boy)

[chyrstis]

a!

From: give me a letter and i'll tell you my 5 favourite blogs starting with that letter     

A is an excellent letter, full of excellent people:

1. @autumnyte - Shoot, if you love Saints Row, you will find so many excellently characterized bosses here, as well as some top-notch fic of them. I love all of them so darn much it’s not even funny, and have some fond memories of a lot of their shenanigans. You also couldn’t find a kinder and more supportive person here to talk meta and story details with. Lately they’ve been posting about Life is Strange 2, so you can find some great content for it there along with an ongoing fic being posted as well, and I highly recommend you check it out!

2. @amistrio - Oh, man. Some of the best Far Cry 5 fic around’s here, and you’re guaranteed to be on the best kind of emotional rollercoaster once you pick a fic and buckle in for the ride. But you’ll walk out the other side absolutely adoring Matthew, guaranteed, and possibly want to buy him all of the coffee as well. Also, so damn supportive, and every kind word’s come when I’ve needed it most.

3. @antivanbrandy - Gorgeous Saints Row art, with such a lovely boss as well. Lux was hilarious in every interaction she had with Matt, and every sketch and comic was full to bursting with personality that couldn’t (and shouldn’t) be contained. Also, the commission I snagged of my boss V remains one of my favorite images of her (if not my top fave) just because of how well Brandy captured her energy. Also, just a seriously sweet person all around.

4. @aberedstone - Excellent aesthetics, and even better writing if you know where to look. ;) But there’s a lot of great content here, and the photosets posted will make you want to find and watch the shows/movies asap.

5. @alienfirst​ - Between Pacific Rim and Critical Role, you’ll have beautiful art to look at for days. I’ve got such a huge soft spot for their Campaign One work (and perc’ahlia), but it’s all so vibrant and lovely to look at, holy cow.

[galfrey]

Multiples of 5 for Joss/Benny bls 💜

tysm 💕💕 look at me getting to these within 24 hours rip

5. Who falls asleep while watching a movie?

joss because she doesn’t see the point of them and hates fun

10. Who sets the other’s ringtone to something loud and obnoxious behind their back?

joss but it backfires because benny’s really into it, thanks honeybaby where’d you find this incredible ring a ding tone

15. Who’s prone to wearing socks indoor (or to sleep)?

i mean feet are very important to benny and joss has never heard of socks so neither i guess

20. What do they argue about the most?

they fight about yes man because joss considers him a massive liability post-hoover dam. neither of them are competent with programming and something’s going to give at some point and either there’ll be a system breach or that loophole in the coding is going to come back and bite them in the ass or someone else who can reprogram him will come along and do exactly what they did, so she wants to get away from reliance on securitrons. benny is resistant as fuck to that because if it was good enough for house it’s good enough for him and joss just kind of 

sugar i killed house i ate him we don’t want to be like house

25. Who mistakes salt for sugar?

benny wbk

30. Who likes doing the dishes?

swank

35. What do they smell when they smell amortentia?

(benny voice) vegas baby

whiskey and cigarettes and gunpowder

40. Who is the most affectionate?

benny’s more comfortable with outward displays of affection, joss believes she’s affectionate but she’s actually just bullying him

i jest but the answer’s still benny, joss is like i allow you to live here and sleep with me what other displays of affection do you WANT

45. Who worries the most? Over what?

hilariously enough it’s joss because of the whole paranoia about the robot uprising thing

they’re not overly worried about Each Other though like they’ve both already survived so much and they’re there to bail each other out (read: joss is there to bail benny out) so it’s not something that occurs to them to worry about lmao if they go out they’re going out in a blaze of glory and that’s that on that

[queennymeria]

Kiki... what’s the best way to kill a man, in your opinion?

Kiki raises a brow. “If I tell you, well, you get that whole spill.” He gives a small smile. “But since you asked, I’ll spill.”

He sticks the knife he has been toying with in the ground. He scratches at his chin in thought before saying, “First off, I prefer knives. I hate guns. They’re so impersonal and make it end too quickly. Knives though, if you’re careful, you can drag it longer. So, I use knives. I usually drag out the torture for a day or two before finally ending it because at this point the guy is screaming, and that gets on my nerves a bit.”

Kiki shrugs. “Then, depending on my mood, I just toss him to the freakers or if Ami pissed me off that day, I usually do some dismemberment. Gross?” He smiles, but it lacks any warmth. “Dismembering is fun for me because I can see all the little details that make us up. It’s messy, but I like messy. Blood and me mix well. I love the feel of it coating my skin, I even like to mess with it a little—finger paint here and there. Then, I toss the parts in the Forest for freakers again, or if I wanna be a tad more extra I’ll leave a limb in Ami’s cot so she can get pissed off.” His smile stays in place. “Hope that answer was satisfying to you.”

[space-whalesharks]

“laugh” or “gun” bls

Why can’t we have both?

Laugh:  from a “stick that in your juicebox and suck it” fill: 

John tried not to snarl out loud. The airplane thing was equal parts being mad at Sharky and the Universe for robbing him of having a decent childhood where that would’ve been a common, normal thing to happen between a father and son. If he had experienced it back then, it probably wouldn’t have affected him so strongly. But his son giving that little adorable laugh to someone who wasn’t his real father was nearly too much. He clenched his fists, and Nic caught that as well, if her tightening her grip on his wrist and digging her nails in as a warning was any indication. 

Gun: from the Albatross verse/ other prompt fill I’m working on

And then, like some twisted form of karma from her time working with Reyes, she had seen the muzzle of a gun come up from the crowd first-

“Kara-!”

There was a gunshot, and something had collided with her from the side. Better than front, she supposed, but it still hurt like Hell when she and whatever it was hit the ground.