#trpg essentials

[dicejar]

[sepiadice]

How to Play Ryuutama [TRPG Essentials]

a japanese tabletop role-playing game, available in english! what a charmed era we live in.links for the game (non-sponsored. i make nothing off these):produ...

new project

[dicejar]

in light of recent developments with the producer of trpg essentials (who the lecturer is modelled after), a non-binding question:

prof underwood as he was or add glasses?

a (no glasses)

b (add glasses)

Voting ended onJan 18

(design not finalized)

[canvaswolfdoll]

the bugbear's primary ecological niche is to be visual aids.

the bugbear's secondary ecological niche is to be funny little guys.

the bugbear's tertiary ecological niche (and where they differ from player pawns) is to be slain without moral hesitation.

transcription below

panel 1:

beatrice: why do we keep fighting bugbears?

andrea: cuz they're monsters?

panel 2:

b: but they're intelligent, they can speak and have a culture. is it ethical to just kill them?

panel 3:

a: surely there's some reason behind our systematic violence.

panel 4:

a: hey! bugbears!

2: yes?

a: do you know why we fight?

panel 5:

2: why are we fighting?

1: to keep us out of their town.

2: why?

1: racism i think

panel 6:

2: and we want in the town because...

1: they have kittens, puppies, and babies

2: ooh. those are my favorite foods

panel 7:

2: you guys should stop killing us so we can go eat some succulent human babies!

panel 8:

a: they eat babies, bea.

b: i heard.

a: what a unique cultural dish!

b: just get back to the violence

[dicejar]

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[canvaswolfdoll]

you know what, not only is this stray oklahoma! reference i put into my ryuutama video hilarious, but everything i put into the classes summary was inspired and i don't get enough credit for it!