[Transcript:
Trucker Ted: "...and then my truck starts sliding on the spilt molasses, next thing you know I look down the street and I see HIS elephant truck coming right at me, and we collided. What are the odds of two trucks carrying circus elephants crashing into each other?"
Policeman: "Yeah, what are the odds? I smell a Murphy...."
Policeman: *points at Martin hiding behind a newspaper* "MURPHY!"
Martin, sobbing: "I just wanted a latte, I'm sorry!"
/End Transcript]
I have been thinking about this scene for AGES it's so fucking funny to me















