#true aussie

[catatoniccats]

drinking vb from a wine glass listening to mariah thats how classy bogans do it 

[mamacoffeecat]

Train was delayed then cancelled at Walloon on the way in due to tree shit on the wires.

Folks got off to see the commotion and The Australian TM gets off. He's a tallish wiry guy, either 19 or 29 years on. He has an older dirty leg cast covered in signatures that he says he got from a dirt bike crash, and a fresh arm cast in a sling he got falling off a roof last week.

He immediately goes up to the driver and with complete earnestness says 'bet I can hop up and clean for ya'. The bewildered driver turns to him and goes '...thats two hundred fourty volts, mate...'.

Completely unphased, Cast Man (C) smugly grinned saying 'No problem! It would only take a sec. I can climb anything!'

The driver, realizing he's speaking to one of the few lvl 80 Queenslanders on the server replies with a quiver in his voice 'sir thats two HUNDRED and FOURTY volts. It'll arc no matter how good you climb and fry you to a crisp."

Mad lad realizes hes failed his speech check and dejectedly retreated into the carriage.

I fucking love this country. Everyone here is a Kerbal Space Program guy with maxed out courage and supitidy bars and its absolutely beautiful.

[tv-nerd-aus]

STRAYA DDDDAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!

:P

[shesthunderstrms]

I'm at a members club drinking expensive wine and pretending to care about state of origin And it's a week night oye

[zianourrybromance-blog]

Omg guys i just did 'wet pussy' shots HAHA dont judge me omg

[vodkaloveee]

being australian and not realising how much we have an accent until you hear an australian on an american tv show.

[fuckyeahmatthewmitcham]

MATTHEW WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT VILLAGE

[neenabreena]

Heard the news about the yellow Wiggle, and insantly got "Wake up Jeff" stuck in my head.