#truffleskies

[chairghuleh]

a HSSS gift for @truffleskies ! 🥳🥳🥳

@homestuckss

[that-stone-butch]

Ok the bread, his name is Bernd, his scientific naming is Homo Brotus Depressivus, his favourite food is flour soup, he spends his free time memorising the patterns of ingrain wallpapers. He works for the children's TV channel, mostly during its off hours to deter children from staying up and watching TV. He does this by being trapped in "hell [but] white". Originally starting in 2000, he had a child friendly home shopping parody tv show where he starred with a red sheep (Chili) who's job was stunt woman that loved doing illegal things and a shy sentient bush (Briegel) who built/crafted things. He had few other shows, but I don't care about those and in 2003, during a break while shooting an episode, he got stuck in hell. Where he has been forced to play along on everything from casting shows to basically lofi lounge simulations ever since. He can't leave because everytime he walks off screen he just comes back on from the other side. But maybe, if you turn the TV off... and nobody watches anymore... then he'll get to leave, so do it, turn off the tv, now. As for his constant state of depression; one reason he gave on tv was an unrequited crush on a baguette. Another was that he just hates his job. He has two catchphrases, one is "Mist" (Crap), the other is "Gnampf" which doesn't mean anything but sure expresses the feeling of hating your dumb stupid job. When he got kidnapped it was about protesting the eviction of a self organised shoa education and memorial site, after a private investor bought the land to turn the abandoned factory building into buisiness spaces and housing. I'm not gonna go into detail about that factory unasked here, if anyone wants to know what it was for you can look up "Topf & Söhne"

thanks! i also love baguettes. what a cool dude. i hope he makes it out of hell sometime soon

[chainychainik]

second year of secret-santaing, yee-haw curly opposites of hemospectrum exchanging gifts for @truffleskies. happy holidays! с( 0u0)/ @homestuckss

[phantasosfox]

trolls at the beach, Homestuck Secret Santa @homestuckss gift for @truffleskies

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[zv3]

I will fight whoever told you that you're ugly (ง •̀_•́)ง

id like to fight them too tbh, no one should ever be told that they’re ugly and worthless

[that-stone-butch]

DO YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE LOAF OF BREAD; please tell me you wanna know about the bread loaf

well now i HAVE to know about the bread loaf

[zv3]

( Pssst, it's my birthday! Can I get some birthday wishes? )

ooh happy birthday!!! I hope you have a really great day!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[ratherchaseamouse]

Thoughts on best boy butch drag king RTT?

First impression: he was the most memorable part of the musical when I saw it at age 11 I thought he was so fucking cool. February 2022 I listened to the soundtrack because I remembered a snippet of his song being super catchy and now here we are.

Impression now: he’s such a loser but also he’s the most suave and cool guy to ever exist and I want to be him. Which I think is what ALW was going for in the first place. Fucker gets stuck in drawers

Favorite moment: bagpipes. 100%.

Idea for a story: ok. Cowboys AU. Munkustrap is sheriff and Alonzo is deputy, but they have to go out of town to catch some highwaymen (Macavity & co) so Tugger is unwillingly in charge. Chaos ensues as he tries to keep order in the town.

Unpopular opinion: he’s not stupid. He’s silly and accident-prone, but he knows what he’s doing.

Favorite relationship: I’m a sucker for the classics, Tugglurina and Tuggoffelees are top tier for me.

Favorite headcanon: he’s a maine coon with a lion cut. The show takes place in the summer, so we don’t see what he looks like in Winter Mode, which is kind of like a younger old Deuteronomy.

And yeah best boy butch drag king Tugger ftw