I just invented a word...
Okay, it's called "trumps***", its like bulls***, but less subtle. This word means : "something outrageous used to obfuscate/obscure a less outrageous but more damaging revelation, or the act of attempting to use something outrageous to obfuscate/obscure a less outrageous but more damaging revelation" Examples: "I just went to the mechanic and he tried to trumps*** me about how he fixed my radio and picked up signals all the way from China. Idiot thought I wouldn't notice that he damaged my damn axle so I'd have to come back in a week." "Hey is Jimmy alright? He kept going on an on about how great his stock portfolio is right now. Then he asked me for a 'small loan of a million dollars'" "Dude, I think that's trumps***, he's facing bankruptcy because his apartment burned down" "Oh man, sucks for him" "Did you just hear? Trump's saying Russia is monitoring our brains with psychics!" "Pfft, that's trumps***, he's a week away from being impeached, he'll say anything at this point."












