This Blog Is Named After My Dog

This is my personal blog, I reblog important worldly (mostly American political) stuff and like anything that makes me giggle, cry, or slap myself

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[dichotomoustessellations]

True

[charl0ttan]

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.

[kyleblackpaw]

my favorite example of this is the count's song from sesame street where they censor the word "count"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is the greatest thing humanity has produced

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[puddlebread]

My Homophobic dog masterpost

[howlingday]

Anyone got a name for this dog that is inevitably going to be defended as not actually being homophobic?

[strawberryamanita]

@howlingday That's the diva Whitney Chewston! Her dads made her an IG account:

638K views · 8.2K reactions | an oldie but a goodie! #wicked #hamilton #theatrekid #musicals #musicaltheater | Jared B Goldsmith

an oldie but a goodie! #wicked #hamilton #theatrekid #musicals #musicaltheater

[strawberryamanita]

I GAVE YOU THE WRONG URL LMAO GKDBSJDNFJSKDJR

THIS is Whitney's IG:

Whitney (@whitney_chewston) • Instagram photos and videos

163K Followers, 592 Following, 835 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Whitney (@whitney_chewston)

[couchcouchcouchcouchcouchcouch]

5am thought: you ever think about how Zoey came over from America to find these two absolutely gorgeous women (who probably had the money for fancy ass skin and hair care routines since they were toddlers) who look like untouchable goddesses, then proceeds to watch as they get their asses kicked by Celine/eat shit trying to do a cool martial arts move/ do something undeniably weird cause they live together and privacy doesn’t exist sometimes and just goes “man I can’t not kiss them”

[garnetislovegarnetislife]

okay so zoey grew up very middle class compared to mira and rumi this is already well established

now i imagine when theyre on tour, huntrix tends to stay in the nicest hotels possible, and that means theyre constantly seeing rich people architecture shit that makes zoey go “wtf is this”

im talking those sinks that like droop down from the ceiling or those extraordinarily over complicated showers

and she starts making a series of videos whenever theyre on the road called “Dumbass Rich People Shit” where she reviews the different features she finds ridiculous from the various hotels theyre staying in and rates them out of 10 based on how useless they are, 10 being “actually this shits kinda fire and it works just fine” and 1 being “how the fuck am i supposed to wash my hands after taking a shit”

and then at the end theres a section called “How the Pros Do It” where she shows rumi and/or mira using these various features like its nothing.

her most famous video is one where during the pros section mira is going over how one of the overcomplicated showers works and zoey off camera is like “okay but can we get a demonstration of it in action?”

and mira says “sure but only if you turn the camera off”

cut to zoey doing her outro for the video, her hair completely damp, clothes on backwards, a couple of obvious hickeys on her throat

rumi in the comments: you two are why we cant have nice things

mira: shes just mad she wasnt there to help with the demonstration

rumi: MIRA

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[cyancees]

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

[cyancees]

one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone

[cyancees]

yep exactly

[animentality]

[tomojuzz]

may I interest you a mini huntrix comic I made back when the movie first dropped? 👀

here it is >:3

they are so precious to me I can't even put it into words, nowadays I'm not as brainrotted as I was a few months ago, but that doesn't mean I no longer love them <333

[azatas]

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

[azatas]

ok permission granted everyone look at this fat sandpiper

[warcrimesimulator]

[waknatious]

[motziedapul]

Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.

Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.

[waterfire1848]

Headcanon - There was a time when someone tried to rush the stage during a Huntrix concert. Of course the girls have security but the second the guy got within a foot of Rumi, Mira grabbed him and tossed him off stage. The girls completely expected to get hate for this but within 5 minutes they were trending and, as it turned out, fans LOVED watching Mira toss a grown man off a stage for coming close to Rumi.

[princington]

bonk