#trustmeimamedic

[doyourequirefirstaid]

First Aid I notice you are the only one that hasn't taken their flintstones vitamins today. Care to explain?

Biggest, saddest, wettest gaze be upon ye.

“I forgor.”

[contingencyprocessor]

"Maybe you should sit down,"

send "Maybe you should sit down," for receiver's muse to be standing in front of sender's, exhausted, pale, and covered in blood, for one reason or another

The room was not so much spinning as it was swaying, like a boat gently rocking on the waves, and just enough to throw someone off balance if they hadn’t yet developed their sea legs.

"No, I'm…I'm…" Red Alert stammered before trailing off, thoughts clouding over; his words dying in his intake, suddenly forgetting what he had even been about to say in his defense. His helm ached, and he squinted, hoping it would somehow help clarify his blurred vision; taking a hesitant step forward, tapping at the ground with the tip of his pede as if worried it would collapse under his weight. He had been—no. What…had he been doing, again? It was important, he knew that much—

Why couldn't he remember...? Another step, and he nearly took out a nearby rolling medical cart and himself, wavering before holding up his servos in defeat.

"…O…Ok." A shallow nod, offering out a servo to Pharma.

[iaconsavior]

Now that is a frame blessed by Primus.

Look at that wingspan.

"Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life"

[photobombingcryptid]

🙌

He doesn't know what he's done to get such a response the second he steps into Pharma's office. Blaze barely reacts, staring the other down.

After what seems like hours, Blaze finally reacts. He brings up his servos and places them on the sides of Pharma's cheeks, giving his face a good ol' smoosh.

[eloquent-music]

@trustme-imamedic Finally his husband is home!! That's a one way ticket to jet in your lap pal

Oh he most definitely won’t mind that Pharma makes himself at home right on his lap. He is always free to do such.

[lobethemnemosurgeon]

I heard you calling dear are you alright?

Just wanted to say "I love you". Since I don't tell it often enough.

[wyvernworks]

Offers to open the pickle jar for Traxy

*hands over them pickles in that human-sized pickle jar*

USE YOUR SUPER ROBOT STRENGTH! MAKE USE OF THOSE METAL MUSCLES! SHOW THAT JAR WHO'S BOSS

DON'T BREAK IT THOUGH, I NEED THE JUICE

[scientificmicroscope]

@trustme-imamedic See those just sound like fighting words

“What are you going to do? Tell me to spank you?”