Penny is a Truth Detecting Robot
Taiyang: So, Ruby... Yang... Did you have fun at the sleepover?
Ruby: Mhm!
Taiyang: What did you two get up to?
Yang: Ah, nothin' much. Just did some homework.
Penny: (To Yang)
Yang: ...
Summer: ?!
Ruby: !!!
Yang: Okay, fine! We watched movies!
Taiyang: And, uh... What movies did you watch?
Ruby: Um... Just a little fairy tale.
Penny: (To Ruby)
Ruby: ...A superhero movie...?
Yang: Okay, fine! We watched porn on Uncle Qrow's scroll that I took!
Taiyang: Girls, I am shocked and appalled! Lying? Stealing?! When I was your age, I wasn't doing any of those things!
Penny: (To Taiyang)
Ruby: ...
Yang: ...
Taiyang: ...
Summer: Hmph... I guess they really are both your girls.
Penny: (To Summer)
Taiyang: !!!
Ruby: !!!
Yang: !!!
Summer: (Shudders, Continues eating b-fast without breaking eye contact with Tai)
