Besides advice blogs, I also see some very ardent confession blogs around~~
But there is a problem with them. You see... there are multiple confession hubs, but they all seem to be about everyone within Akatsuka...
When we ALL know that that everyone just uses those blogs to confess about me anyway. So why not make a confession blog that is bluntly all about me? Hmm? Yes? Hm?
And of course I would say the #1 rule there needs to be that the mod will NEVER publish anything bad about me, if that were possible. Because we also ALL know that everyone just loves and adores me so much, that nothing bad would ever be said about me ✨✨
But it's OK. I know handling such a barrage of Karamatsu fans expressing their love and sexual need for me would be too much for a mere mortal to handle. The energy blasting through the screen would be way too strong...
And I would never want anyone to suffer because of me!!
So here I am to say, I see you, Karamatsu fans. I see you, and I love you. And you can always tell me, Dr. Karamatsu about how much you love, adore, and desire me all you want in my own inbox.
For I am no mere mortal.
I am just a humble god sent down to earth, wearing a human suit to walk amongst you in order to bring peace and love 💙💙
